bloodhound gang reference?

Ding ding! Xfiles isn't on anymore.

that's okay i have dvds :)

how do you like your eggs in the morning?

not gonna lie the batman one made me laugh

If I told you, you had a great body....... would you hold it against me?

I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed acess.

Are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all day

My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible. ;)


Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it!

Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one.

Nice pants. What's the drop rate?

Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt?

Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard?

"I'm rich."

The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway?

That last one won't ever work

Babelfish just gave me this translation, wtf, lmao:

It hears what time is it, because when I saw you I stop to me

lmao, these :icon18: will NOT do well with a 12-yr old (see OP)

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.


...This thread is hillarious...

Somebody should go to a bar and try these just to see what happens

"I noticed you looking at the powder puff girls underwear, let's go in the changing room and see how those look on you"

Frost why did you get a new avatar