Pickup lines

MB370Z · 07-19-2014, 10:14 PM

Lets not turn this rape into a murder

Nismo89 · 07-19-2014, 10:21 PM

i'll be your long division if you be my continental divide

Stssjester · 08-07-2014, 07:31 PM

That shirt is awfully becoming on you...... If I were on you, I'd be coming too...

HEK · 08-11-2014, 03:04 PM

You remind me of my second wife......and I've only been married once

Limeybastard · 08-11-2014, 11:50 PM

I love this thread, comes with so much added extra cheese.

Limeybastard · 08-11-2014, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB370Z

Lets not turn this rape into a murder

KrisL · 08-14-2014, 10:53 AM

When I was in special ops, they held me in an Afghan prison where all I could see was a patch of blue sky. Yet that blue was nothing compared to the blue of your eyes.

HEK · 08-17-2014, 01:57 PM

Do you kiss your mom every day and thank her for passing her genes to you...

Kenwoodturbo · 08-17-2014, 06:12 PM

If there was a clock in my pants it would be high noon

benji · 09-04-2014, 04:51 PM

on a scale of zero to america, how free are you ?

HEK · 09-05-2014, 09:39 AM

Now I know what a million bucks looks like

colbysmith · 09-05-2014, 07:59 PM

you - "do you like strawberries or blueberries?"
girl - "uhhh strawberries...."
you - "oh ok just wanted to know what kind of pancakes I should make in the morning"

dant1127 · 11-07-2014, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixnot

Hey.... can I pee in your butt?

Used this once. Got a yes.... awkward situation.

1slow370 · 11-10-2014, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB370Z

Lets not turn this rape into a murder

Thats as classy as "Your pu$$ies rodney king, and I'm 4 cops, now lets get to the beatin"

DavidZ370 · 11-11-2014, 12:11 AM

Idk if these have been used but
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.

Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face

07-19-2014, 10:14 PM	#241 (permalink)
MB370Z Enthusiast Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Marrero, LA Posts: 329 Drives: 09 370Z Rep Power: 358	Lets not turn this rape into a murder gbrettin and 370zseth like this.

07-19-2014, 10:21 PM	#242 (permalink)
Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 35 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37386	i'll be your long division if you be my continental divide __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

08-11-2014, 03:04 PM	#244 (permalink)
HEK Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: WESTFIELD, MA Age: 66 Posts: 491 Drives: '13 Z Tour Sports 6m Rep Power: 660	You remind me of my second wife......and I've only been married once Limeybastard likes this.

09-04-2014, 04:51 PM	#250 (permalink)
benji Base Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Columbia missouri Posts: 97 Drives: 2010 370z sport 6mt Rep Power: 11	on a scale of zero to america, how free are you ? PaulZ370 likes this.

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DavidZ370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: [= Posts: 1,065 Drives: 17' CWP STI Rep Power: 23	Idk if these have been used but Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one. Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight. Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face