Not sure if this has been said...
*Walk up to a girl with a bag of sunflower seeds*

Hey, do you spit or swallow? (Wait for the slap or for her to almost leave) sun flower seeds!!!

Hey...how about this one DE.....after a girl sneezes, instead of saying "God Bless You" say "You're soooooo good look'n"!!!

Tell me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?

my best pick up line: " Hi "

i may not have taken your virginity.. but can i atleast have the box it came in

hmm my magical watch says your not wearing any panties

" actually i am wearing panties (or somthing of that sort)

Hmm must be an hour fast

dont know if anybody has posted this but

super slick z driver - " is it just me or is the upsexy kinda high in here? "

Ditzy chick - " whats upsexy? "

super slick z driver - " not much you "

kinda dumb but o well lol

you must drink lots of milk because milk does the body good :tup:

Hey.... can I pee in your butt?

:wtf2:

you must be really tired because you've been running thru my mind all night :driving:

nice shoes

"Hi, have you met my friend 'insert name here' "

Always works if you're with a friend at a bar. And being in the military like me and my buds, its even easier. :tiphat:

That's not a pickup line... That's an introduction.