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Originally Posted by DelawareTerp Are you an archaeologist cause I have a large bone i need you to examine. I know strong second post... dont know why thats funny but

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Old 10-18-2012, 10:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Are you an archaeologist cause I have a large bone i need you to examine.

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dont know why thats funny but it is.
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Are you an archaeologist cause I have a large bone i need you to examine.

I know strong second post...
at first i thought it said " i have a bone to pick with you" lol either way i found it funny.
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Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

Do you like dragons? Because ill be dragon my balls across your face later.

Do you like goblins? You better, because I'm going to be goblin up that pu$$y tonight girl.

Perfect time to say this and get slapped lol: I wanted to be you for Halloween, but i could't fit seven d*cks in my mouth.

Hey girl, I like my coffee just how I like my women... Without a penis.

I like my coffee how i like my women, hot and spilled all over my lap.

Ay girl, let me squirtle on them jigglypuffs. (pokemon)
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Sounds like some of these pick up lines are no good, maybe if you are trying to online date on e-harmony or something.
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*Walk up to a girl with a bag of sunflower seeds*

Hey, do you spit or swallow? (Wait for the slap or for her to almost leave) sun flower seeds!!!
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*Walk up to a girl with a bag of sunflower seeds*

Hey, do you spit or swallow? (Wait for the slap or for her to almost leave) sun flower seeds!!!
Hey...how about this one DE.....after a girl sneezes, instead of saying "God Bless You" say "You're soooooo good look'n"!!!
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