I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much are you drinking?

Are those space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.

:tup:

Going back and reading them all again this one is the one that makes me laugh the most lol! :rofl2:

I offer the gay perspective;

"hey I'm gay, and I've never had sex with a girl you seem really nice, and well ... I don't know it might be fun?"


ThePhotographer

:icon18::bowrofl:

works you have to look the part though you know long hair, beaky nose, or a well dressed feminine voiced manicured guy.:roflpuke2:

Hey girl, I hate to see you go.. But I love to watch you leave...

but while your at it can I get some fries, with that shake...

Woman is starting to walk out the bar when a man stops her:
Man:Oh my god! Are you ok?! Miss please, are you ok?! (acting extremely concerned).
Man looks at her like her face just got blown off.
Woman: Um, I'm fine.
Man: You don't look fine, are you sure you're ok? Please sit down. GET THIS GIRL A GLASS OF WATER!!! (He says to the bartender).
The bartender brings her a glass.
Man: Please have a drink, (He checks her pulse and has a mini mag and checks her pupils).
The man is extremely concerned.
Man: Somebody call 911.
Woman: Is everything ok?
Man: Shh, don't say anything. SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL 911!!!
Bartender calls 911.
The paramedics show up immediately and everyone is concerned including the woman. The paramedics check the ladies pulse and pupils.
Man: Are you ok are you hurting?
Woman: Why would I be?
Man: That fall from heaven must've hurt.
:happydance::happydance::happydance:

(Make sure bartender is a friend and 2 friends have paramedic costumes or you will go to jail.)

Mostly insulting, but might work for a hottie...or you'll just get slapped. 50/50

"You have pretty small boobs for a fat chick"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?....cause your face is all f&#ked up"

"You're not that hot, but you intrigue me..."

"I'd call heaven and tell them they lost an angel, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut."

" you got a back seat? Good cuz im putting my Bike in it" :p

"Challenge Accepted!"
-Barney Stenson

I can be your wingman!

Didn't read all of these so I don't know if this was already posted, but my favorite one that gets a lot of laughs is "hey baby, are those space pants? Cause that *** is out of this world!"


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lol Im open for applications

Lol. Wanna do something? Baby, it would be the best 30seconds of your life!!! Rofl

Funniest pickup line ever, it will at least make em laugh.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.