Pickup lines

gsxr750 · 05-19-2012, 09:26 PM

Try some poetry: I love you in leather, I love you in lace, I'll you forever if you sit on my face !

k20z3 · 05-20-2012, 12:22 PM

What are your thoughts on anal girl? Cause I can definitely see myself in you cANAL!

ThePhotographer

kcquinn49 · 05-22-2012, 09:03 PM

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much are you drinking?

Are those space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.

pinnacle370z · 07-10-2012, 06:45 AM

Woman is starting to walk out the bar when a man stops her:
Man:Oh my god! Are you ok?! Miss please, are you ok?! (acting extremely concerned).
Man looks at her like her face just got blown off.
Woman: Um, I'm fine.
Man: You don't look fine, are you sure you're ok? Please sit down. GET THIS GIRL A GLASS OF WATER!!! (He says to the bartender).
The bartender brings her a glass.
Man: Please have a drink, (He checks her pulse and has a mini mag and checks her pupils).
The man is extremely concerned.
Man: Somebody call 911.
Woman: Is everything ok?
Man: Shh, don't say anything. SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL 911!!!
Bartender calls 911.
The paramedics show up immediately and everyone is concerned including the woman. The paramedics check the ladies pulse and pupils.
Man: Are you ok are you hurting?
Woman: Why would I be?
Man: That fall from heaven must've hurt.

(Make sure bartender is a friend and 2 friends have paramedic costumes or you will go to jail.)

k20z3 · 05-23-2012, 12:34 AM

I offer the gay perspective;

"hey I'm gay, and I've never had sex with a girl you seem really nice, and well ... I don't know it might be fun?"

ThePhotographer

nmjaxx9 · 06-20-2012, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k20z3

I offer the gay perspective;

"hey I'm gay, and I've never had sex with a girl you seem really nice, and well ... I don't know it might be fun?"

ThePhotographer

works you have to look the part though you know long hair, beaky nose, or a well dressed feminine voiced manicured guy.

Scorpio0124 · 06-20-2012, 10:10 PM

Hey girl, I hate to see you go.. But I love to watch you leave...

but while your at it can I get some fries, with that shake...

Cmike2780 · 07-10-2012, 08:06 AM

Mostly insulting, but might work for a hottie...or you'll just get slapped. 50/50

"You have pretty small boobs for a fat chick"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?....cause your face is all f&#ked up"

"You're not that hot, but you intrigue me..."

"I'd call heaven and tell them they lost an angel, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut."

Nismo89 · 07-10-2012, 09:58 AM

" you got a back seat? Good cuz im putting my Bike in it"

Huck · 07-29-2012, 08:41 AM

Didn't read all of these so I don't know if this was already posted, but my favorite one that gets a lot of laughs is "hey baby, are those space pants? Cause that *** is out of this world!"

Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new-fangled science stuff

ShiftZ32 · 08-03-2012, 03:47 PM

Lol. Wanna do something? Baby, it would be the best 30seconds of your life!!! Rofl

Funniest pickup line ever, it will at least make em laugh.

raymondo510 · 08-06-2012, 02:39 AM

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

raymondo510 · 08-06-2012, 02:40 AM

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

MacLean · 08-07-2012, 06:56 PM

This might start something, but it will certainly make them laugh & they will probably say dork in a flirty way.

If a chick is staring at you. You say.......

Why you staring at me like I am a bucket of chicken? I know I look good. I'm hot & spicy.

DelawareTerp · 10-17-2012, 05:18 PM

Are you an archaeologist cause I have a large bone i need you to examine.

I know strong second post...

05-19-2012, 09:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
gsxr750 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: west Posts: 443 Drives: 2012 370z man. sport Rep Power: 14	Try some poetry: I love you in leather, I love you in lace, I'll you forever if you sit on my face ! alphajam likes this.

05-20-2012, 12:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
k20z3 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Denver CO Age: 34 Posts: 2,146 Drives: 2006 Civic SI HFP Rep Power: 405	What are your thoughts on anal girl? Cause I can definitely see myself in you cANAL! ThePhotographer __________________ 2006 RALLYE RED HONDA CIVIC SI HFP Clint's Helpful Photoshop Hints!

07-10-2012, 06:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
pinnacle370z Base Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 13 Drives: 260z, e30 325 seta Rep Power: 13	Woman is starting to walk out the bar when a man stops her: Man:Oh my god! Are you ok?! Miss please, are you ok?! (acting extremely concerned). Man looks at her like her face just got blown off. Woman: Um, I'm fine. Man: You don't look fine, are you sure you're ok? Please sit down. GET THIS GIRL A GLASS OF WATER!!! (He says to the bartender). The bartender brings her a glass. Man: Please have a drink, (He checks her pulse and has a mini mag and checks her pupils). The man is extremely concerned. Man: Somebody call 911. Woman: Is everything ok? Man: Shh, don't say anything. SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL 911!!! Bartender calls 911. The paramedics show up immediately and everyone is concerned including the woman. The paramedics check the ladies pulse and pupils. Man: Are you ok are you hurting? Woman: Why would I be? Man: That fall from heaven must've hurt. (Make sure bartender is a friend and 2 friends have paramedic costumes or you will go to jail.) 6MT-Z34 likes this. __________________ Welcome to Pinnacle Nissan this is David Slater your Pinnacle Sales Consultant. http://www.pinnaclenissan.com/new-in...&SBprice=clear

05-23-2012, 12:34 AM	#5 (permalink)
k20z3 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Denver CO Age: 34 Posts: 2,146 Drives: 2006 Civic SI HFP Rep Power: 405	I offer the gay perspective; "hey I'm gay, and I've never had sex with a girl you seem really nice, and well ... I don't know it might be fun?" ThePhotographer __________________ 2006 RALLYE RED HONDA CIVIC SI HFP Clint's Helpful Photoshop Hints!

07-10-2012, 08:06 AM	#8 (permalink)
Cmike2780 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Long Island Posts: 5,059 Drives: slowwww Rep Power: 29	Mostly insulting, but might work for a hottie...or you'll just get slapped. 50/50 "You have pretty small boobs for a fat chick" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?....cause your face is all f&#ked up" "You're not that hot, but you intrigue me..." "I'd call heaven and tell them they lost an angel, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut." __________________ [09][MB][6-Spd MT][Touring][Stillen Gen III][K&N][Borla CBE][Evo-R] [ArchitTEK Photography]

05-22-2012, 09:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
kcquinn49 Base Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Indiana Posts: 86 Drives: 2011 370Z Coupe Rep Power: 250	I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much are you drinking? Are those space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.

06-20-2012, 10:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
Scorpio0124 Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: NYC Posts: 288 Drives: u to drink.... ;) Rep Power: 14	Hey girl, I hate to see you go.. But I love to watch you leave... but while your at it can I get some fries, with that shake...

07-10-2012, 09:58 AM	#9 (permalink)
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07-29-2012, 08:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
Huck A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Cocoa, Florida Age: 42 Posts: 5,075 Drives: Pantydropper machine Rep Power: 34	Didn't read all of these so I don't know if this was already posted, but my favorite one that gets a lot of laughs is "hey baby, are those space pants? Cause that *** is out of this world!" Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new-fangled science stuff __________________ VLEDS \| Evo-R \| Moddiction \| CF Hood Struts \| F.I. CF CBE & LTH \| Stillen CAI \| NST Pulleys \| UpRev \| Z1 \| M7 \| Status \| Forgestar \| PSS \| Whiteline \| SPL \| SPC \| Kenwood \| Zenclosure \| Kicker \| Alpine Type R

08-03-2012, 03:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
ShiftZ32 Base Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Etters Posts: 3 Drives: 94 300zx pearl white Rep Power: 13	Lol. Wanna do something? Baby, it would be the best 30seconds of your life!!! Rofl Funniest pickup line ever, it will at least make em laugh.

08-06-2012, 02:39 AM	#12 (permalink)
raymondo510 Track Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: NORCAL Posts: 823 Drives: Like I stole It Rep Power: 15	Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. __________________ If you ain't first...you're last! -RICKY BOBBY

08-06-2012, 02:40 AM	#13 (permalink)
raymondo510 Track Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: NORCAL Posts: 823 Drives: Like I stole It Rep Power: 15	Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good! __________________ If you ain't first...you're last! -RICKY BOBBY

08-07-2012, 06:56 PM	#14 (permalink)
MacLean A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Houston Posts: 1,589 Drives: '12 GM Nismo # 0445 Rep Power: 17	This might start something, but it will certainly make them laugh & they will probably say dork in a flirty way. If a chick is staring at you. You say....... Why you staring at me like I am a bucket of chicken? I know I look good. I'm hot & spicy. __________________ l Meisterschaft Full Cat-Back Exhaust l F. I. Resonated High Flow Cats l Stillen Gen 3 l M370 Intake Manifold l UpRev l JWT Clutch & Flywheel l ZSpeed HD CSC l Stillen 19 Row Oil Cooler l ZSpeed Powercoated Under Tray l GTSpec: 6, 4, 2 Point Brace l

10-17-2012, 05:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
DelawareTerp Base Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Delaware Age: 35 Posts: 55 Drives: 09 370z BS 7AT Rep Power: 13	Are you an archaeologist cause I have a large bone i need you to examine. I know strong second post...

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