Pickup lines

Zoren 370 · 05-03-2012, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dallaz

Girl, you work at Subway?...

Cause you just gave me a FOOTLONG!!!

Finally were having fun here!!!

Come on guys we are all gentleman here right?= Honestly married or not one way or another we flirted with the opposite sex.

Some of you guys took it seriously come on!!!.... Even the female sales rep knew that I was merely flirting with her and doing a funny pick up line...Rob a bank?...Divorce?....the very least gave her a compliment in association to the my desire to have the GTR and her given the circumstances of nil possibilities of reality. Hey I'm a dirty oldman and happily married just having fun.OK?

Now lets do this again. Pick up line 101.

I bet your favorite subject is geometry! Cuz that's the best figure I have ever seen!

gsxr750 · 05-04-2012, 03:21 PM

"I want Your Stink On My Low Down"

Most of the sarcastic lines, will just get you dirty looks and don't bother me.

Its as bad as saying ("Whats Your Sign", I always laughed when my friend used it and it worked occassionally) , Are You A Model, Are You Some One Famous, you look like .

Bonzo · 05-04-2012, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Finally were having fun here!!!

Come on guys we are all gentleman here right?= Honestly married or not one way or another we flirted with the opposite sex.

Some of you guys took it seriously come on!!!.... Even the female sales rep knew that I was merely flirting with her and doing a funny pick up line...Rob a bank?...Divorce?....the very least gave her a compliment in association to the my desire to have the GTR and her given the circumstances of nil possibilities of reality. Hey I'm a dirty oldman and happily married just having fun.OK?

Now lets do this again. Pick up line 101.

I bet your favorite subject is geometry! Cuz that's the best figure I have ever seen!

I was trying to have fun yesterday and I didn't get a rise out of anybody. I mean hey, that one even works on my wife.

Women love it rough.

Okay, how 'bout an old one from high school?

Now, using your best Curly (3 Stooges) voice, say,

Hey Toots, Nice Loins!!!!!

Dallaz · 05-03-2012, 08:05 PM

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

Chupacabra · 05-04-2012, 04:09 PM

You: "You work for Fedex right?"

girl: "no, why"

you: " I saw looking at my package and just assumed"

Zoren 370 · 05-04-2012, 06:01 PM

How about this:

BOY: Hello ms are you lost?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because my name is FOUND.

CORNY!!!

Zoren 370 · 05-04-2012, 06:06 PM

Ok how about this one for size:

Boy: Excuse me Ms are you kinda a KLEPTOMANIAC?
Girl: Huh??? why?
Boy: Because you just STOLE my Heart.

Sysopz · 05-04-2012, 06:13 PM

Do you F@#k, S@#k take it up the A$$ or am I wasting my time with a Jesus Freak?

shadoquad · 05-04-2012, 07:46 PM

I was on my way to pee, and then I saw you on the way to the can, and my erection made it hard to pee.

Sysopz · 05-04-2012, 07:57 PM

"Did it hurt"

"Did what hurt"

"When you fell from heaven did it hurt"

shadoquad · 05-04-2012, 08:05 PM

You have really nice skin.

I wanna wear you like a mask.

Zaggeron · 05-05-2012, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad

You have really nice skin.

I wanna wear you like a mask.

ummm ... What's the opposite of "you're on a roll" ...

shadoquad · 05-05-2012, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zaggeron

ummm ... What's the opposite of "you're on a roll" ...

Gee, thanks dad. I need your validation for what is and isn't funny

gfy

Zaggeron · 05-05-2012, 09:37 AM

^^ You put yourself on the stage you gotta take the jeers with the cheers.

shadoquad · 05-05-2012, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zaggeron

^^ You put yourself on the stage you gotta take the jeers with the cheers.

Doesn't mean I can't jab back, sweetie

05-03-2012, 08:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
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05-04-2012, 04:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Chupacabra Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Weston, Florida Posts: 477 Drives: 09 Nissan 370z s M6 Rep Power: 201	You: "You work for Fedex right?" girl: "no, why" you: " I saw looking at my package and just assumed" __________________ Where are my aluminum pedals?

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Zaggeron A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 1,951 Drives: '10 370ZR '13 BRZ Rep Power: 19	^^ You put yourself on the stage you gotta take the jeers with the cheers. __________________ 2010 Platinum Graphite 370z Roadster:Touring/Sport 2013 Subaru BRZ Limited

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