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How about ...

"Hey, you know I have a daughter around your age"


Wait.... scratch that.... nevermind

Girl, you work at Subway?...

Cause you just gave me a FOOTLONG!!!

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:icon18: WOW

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


I had a couple friends use these lines here.......

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by I whipped my head!

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

Finally were having fun here!!!

Come on guys we are all gentleman here right?= Honestly married or not one way or another we flirted with the opposite sex.

Some of you guys took it seriously come on!!!.... Even the female sales rep knew that I was merely flirting with her and doing a funny pick up line...Rob a bank?...Divorce?....the very least gave her a compliment in association to the my desire to have the GTR and her given the circumstances of nil possibilities of reality. Hey I'm a dirty oldman and happily married just having fun.OK?

Now lets do this again. Pick up line 101.

I bet your favorite subject is geometry! Cuz that's the best figure I have ever seen!

"I want Your Stink On My Low Down"

Most of the sarcastic lines, will just get you dirty looks and don't bother me.

Its as bad as saying ("Whats Your Sign", I always laughed when my friend used it and it worked occassionally) , Are You A Model, Are You Some One Famous, you look like .

I was trying to have fun yesterday and I didn't get a rise out of anybody. I mean hey, that one even works on my wife. :confused: Women love it rough. ;):p

Okay, how 'bout an old one from high school?

Now, using your best Curly (3 Stooges) voice, say,

Hey Toots, Nice Loins!!!!!

You: "You work for Fedex right?"

girl: "no, why"

you: " I saw looking at my package and just assumed"

How about this:

BOY: Hello ms are you lost?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because my name is FOUND.

CORNY!!!

Ok how about this one for size:

Boy: Excuse me Ms are you kinda a KLEPTOMANIAC?
Girl: Huh??? why?
Boy: Because you just STOLE my Heart.

Do you F@#k, S@#k take it up the A$$ or am I wasting my time with a Jesus Freak?

:icon18: Just ask if she wants to F**K instead of going throw all that. You might get slaped or most would be shocked to hear that.

I was on my way to pee, and then I saw you on the way to the can, and my erection made it hard to pee.