So this husband and wife are arguing. She is pissed because she overheard him tell his buddy that she is not very bright. In a moment of genius, thinking he
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So this husband and wife are arguing. She is pissed because she overheard him tell his buddy that she is not very bright. In a moment of genius, thinking he can win the debate right here and now, the husband says "Fine, if you're so smart, tell me something that makes me both happy and sad at the same time."
The wife, without missing a beat responds with "Your **** is bigger than your brothers." Game, Set, and Match. |
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WOW!!! I apologize this is the first time I have ever seen this. By the time stamp on my original post I must have had a good night. I am a ******* embarassment |
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