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So this husband and wife are arguing. She is pissed because she overheard him tell his buddy that she is not very bright. In a moment of genius, thinking he

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Old 09-26-2009, 05:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So this husband and wife are arguing. She is pissed because she overheard him tell his buddy that she is not very bright. In a moment of genius, thinking he can win the debate right here and now, the husband says "Fine, if you're so smart, tell me something that makes me both happy and sad at the same time."

The wife, without missing a beat responds with "Your **** is bigger than your brothers." Game, Set, and Match.
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No no, it was like, a hypothetical laugh. Like when you and I give each other a high five.
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wait for it.. wait for it..

GOT IT lol
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I don't understand?!?!

I haz no brother..


I haz biggest **** on Earth?????




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So this husband and wife are arguing. She is pissed because she overheard him tell his buddy that she is not very bright. In a moment of genius, thinking he can win the debate right here and now, the husband says "Fine, if you're so smart, tell me something that makes me both happy and sad at the same time."

The wife, without missing a beat responds with "Your **** is bigger than your brothers." Game, Set, and Match.
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roflcopter?
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I don't understand?!?!

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Joke unrelated?























hahaha I'm kidding, I lawl'd!!!!

WOW!!!

I apologize this is the first time I have ever seen this. By the time stamp on my original post I must have had a good night.

I am a ******* embarassment
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