A joke I just heard
 

So this husband and wife are arguing. She is pissed because she overheard him tell his buddy that she is not very bright. In a moment of genius, thinking he can win the debate right here and now, the husband says "Fine, if you're so smart, tell me something that makes me both happy and sad at the same time."

The wife, without missing a beat responds with "Your **** is bigger than your brothers." Game, Set, and Match.

I LOL'd.

I internally laughed.

Did it hurt? :icon08:

No no, it was like, a hypothetical laugh. Like when you and I give each other a high five.

wait for it.. wait for it..

GOT IT lol

haha good one

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http://alun.ca/home/wp-content/uploa...ng_dolphin.jpg

I don't understand?!?!

I haz no brother..


I haz biggest **** on Earth?????




Joke unrelated?























hahaha I'm kidding, I lawl'd!!!!

hillarious!

roflcopter?

FOUND IT!

http://www.liquidc4.net/images/lol/roflcopter.gif

Vipor and Frost need to have my man babies.

:ugh2::wtf2:

WOW!!!

I apologize this is the first time I have ever seen this. By the time stamp on my original post I must have had a good night.

I am a ******* embarassment :shakes head:

now that i laughed at

:icon18:

300shootter... do you own a 300zx or something?

Nah, I'm a bowler and owned an Audi TT for a couple years.

i thought he shot 300 people and was posting from prison, or was an extra in the shooting of the movie 300

Edit: that or he is in reality a gun collector and his weight is 300lbs.

haha