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300ShooTTer 09-26-2009 04:47 PM

A joke I just heard
 
So this husband and wife are arguing. She is pissed because she overheard him tell his buddy that she is not very bright. In a moment of genius, thinking he can win the debate right here and now, the husband says "Fine, if you're so smart, tell me something that makes me both happy and sad at the same time."

The wife, without missing a beat responds with "Your **** is bigger than your brothers." Game, Set, and Match.

Crash 09-26-2009 05:46 PM

I LOL'd.

frost 09-26-2009 05:48 PM

I internally laughed.

2theextreme 09-26-2009 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 214112)
I internally laughed.

Did it hurt? :icon08:

frost 09-26-2009 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 214125)
Did it hurt? :icon08:

No no, it was like, a hypothetical laugh. Like when you and I give each other a high five.

sloterg 09-26-2009 06:17 PM

wait for it.. wait for it..

GOT IT lol

Togo 09-26-2009 08:17 PM

haha good one

blue660r01 09-26-2009 11:46 PM

:wtf2:


http://alun.ca/home/wp-content/uploa...ng_dolphin.jpg

smurfblu13 09-27-2009 03:19 AM

I don't understand?!?!

I haz no brother..


I haz biggest **** on Earth?????




Joke unrelated?























hahaha I'm kidding, I lawl'd!!!!

lovethe370z 11-02-2009 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 300ShooTTer (Post 214078)
So this husband and wife are arguing. She is pissed because she overheard him tell his buddy that she is not very bright. In a moment of genius, thinking he can win the debate right here and now, the husband says "Fine, if you're so smart, tell me something that makes me both happy and sad at the same time."

The wife, without missing a beat responds with "Your **** is bigger than your brothers." Game, Set, and Match.

hillarious!

vipor 11-02-2009 12:03 PM

roflcopter?

vipor 11-02-2009 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vipor (Post 263176)
roflcopter?

FOUND IT!

http://www.liquidc4.net/images/lol/roflcopter.gif

Matt 11-02-2009 12:35 PM

Vipor and Frost need to have my man babies.

vipor 11-02-2009 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt (Post 263212)
Vipor and Frost need to have my man babies.

:ugh2::wtf2:

smurfblu13 11-02-2009 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smurfblu13 (Post 214891)
I don't understand?!?!

I haz no brother..


I haz biggest **** on Earth?????




Joke unrelated?























hahaha I'm kidding, I lawl'd!!!!


WOW!!!

I apologize this is the first time I have ever seen this. By the time stamp on my original post I must have had a good night.

I am a ******* embarassment :shakes head:


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