A joke I just heard

300ShooTTer · 09-26-2009, 04:47 PM

So this husband and wife are arguing. She is pissed because she overheard him tell his buddy that she is not very bright. In a moment of genius, thinking he can win the debate right here and now, the husband says "Fine, if you're so smart, tell me something that makes me both happy and sad at the same time."

The wife, without missing a beat responds with "Your **** is bigger than your brothers." Game, Set, and Match.

Crash · 09-26-2009, 05:46 PM

I LOL'd.

frost · 09-26-2009, 05:48 PM

I internally laughed.

2theextreme · 09-26-2009, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

I internally laughed.

Did it hurt?

frost · 09-26-2009, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2theextreme

Did it hurt?

No no, it was like, a hypothetical laugh. Like when you and I give each other a high five.

sloterg · 09-26-2009, 06:17 PM

wait for it.. wait for it..

GOT IT lol

Togo · 09-26-2009, 08:17 PM

haha good one

09-26-2009, 11:46 PM

smurfblu13 · 09-27-2009, 03:19 AM

I don't understand?!?!

I haz no brother..

I haz biggest **** on Earth?????

Joke unrelated?

hahaha I'm kidding, I lawl'd!!!!

lovethe370z · 11-02-2009, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 300ShooTTer

So this husband and wife are arguing. She is pissed because she overheard him tell his buddy that she is not very bright. In a moment of genius, thinking he can win the debate right here and now, the husband says "Fine, if you're so smart, tell me something that makes me both happy and sad at the same time."

The wife, without missing a beat responds with "Your **** is bigger than your brothers." Game, Set, and Match.

hillarious!

vipor · 11-02-2009, 12:03 PM

roflcopter?

vipor · 11-02-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by vipor

roflcopter?

FOUND IT!

Matt · 11-02-2009, 12:35 PM

Vipor and Frost need to have my man babies.

vipor · 11-02-2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt

Vipor and Frost need to have my man babies.

smurfblu13 · 11-02-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by smurfblu13

I don't understand?!?!

I haz no brother..

I haz biggest **** on Earth?????

Joke unrelated?

hahaha I'm kidding, I lawl'd!!!!

WOW!!!

I apologize this is the first time I have ever seen this. By the time stamp on my original post I must have had a good night.

I am a ******* embarassment

09-26-2009, 04:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
300ShooTTer Base Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Austin Posts: 34 Drives: 2002 M3 Coupe Rep Power: 16	A joke I just heard So this husband and wife are arguing. She is pissed because she overheard him tell his buddy that she is not very bright. In a moment of genius, thinking he can win the debate right here and now, the husband says "Fine, if you're so smart, tell me something that makes me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife, without missing a beat responds with "Your **** is bigger than your brothers." Game, Set, and Match.

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