Tomorrow I'm going to my favorite strip club

gsxr750 · 12-07-2013, 05:57 PM

Its an old rule that goes along with selling liquor.

In NYS if you sell liquor = nipples must be covered with pasties and girl must wear some bottom attire.

In certain clubs they get around the law by only serving POP and Candy = totally nude.

Same thing here in Vegas, totally nude = no liquor

nmjaxx9 · 12-07-2013, 06:29 PM

Just don't sell yourself instead of the stripper selling their body, LOL although some cougar strippers might want all of that.

roy'sz · 12-07-2013, 08:43 PM

Not in Portland! Red bull vodka+cooters n nips= a damn good time!

BeemaaZ · 12-07-2013, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

I don't get it, you mean if it's a strip club you can't drink? You need to come here.

Vancouver has some of the best girls in their strip clubs

andre12031948 · 12-08-2013, 12:11 AM

This is getting weird. She's 20, her boyfriend is 19 and I'm 65.

Next week on her day off, she's coming over my house.

wtf? You think I know what I'm doing or what's going on?

DEpointfive0 · 12-08-2013, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by andre12031948

This is getting weird. She's 20, her boyfriend is 19 and I'm 65.

Next week on her day off, she's coming over my house.

wtf? You think I know what I'm doing or what's going on?

Wow, this fuckin guy, you may be balls to the wall crazy, but shít, if you're getting 20 year old stoppers to your place when you're 65

I'm 23 and can't get any regular 20 year old to come over, lol

andre12031948 · 12-08-2013, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0

Wow, this fuckin guy, you may be balls to the wall crazy, but shít, if you're getting 20 year old stoppers to your place when you're 65

I'm 23 and can't get any regular 20 year old to come over, lol

I've got a big bulge in my pants. Full of hundreds

She's a stripper you know. So I can't really take the credit.

DEpointfive0 · 12-08-2013, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by andre12031948

I've got a big bulge in my pants. Full of hundreds

She's a stripper hooker you know. So I can't really take the credit.

Fixed, I call them that anyways, oh, and TMI, lol

andre12031948 · 12-09-2013, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0

Fixed, I call them that anyways, oh, and TMI, lol

I talked myself into thinking that she was a nice girl who liked my mature wisdom ...

What does TMI stand for? Just in case she asks.

andre12031948 · 12-09-2013, 07:47 PM

She lost her driver's license(tickets). So I said I'll pick her up, then drive her back home. Her answer was fine but my boyfriend will be home & I'll have to tell him something. When I asked doesn't he work? She said yes, part time from the house, he sells OxyContin.

Not wanting to look stupid or sound old, I didn't ask what it was, so I just nodded my head.

Is he like home on the internet selling some cloths????

Some info from younger cooler members would be helpful.....

GaleForce · 12-09-2013, 07:58 PM

andre12031948 · 12-09-2013, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

She asked me if I could pay for her ACA ins. instead ????

I felt bad, but I just had to tell her that I couldn't afford that

Mods, just kidding...

Zbrah · 12-09-2013, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by andre12031948

She lost her driver's license(tickets). So I said I'll pick her up, then drive her back home. Her answer was fine but my boyfriend will be home & I'll have to tell him something. When I asked doesn't he work? She said yes, part time from the house, he sells OxyContin.

Not wanting to look stupid or sound old, I didn't ask what it was, so I just nodded my head.

Is he like home on the internet selling some cloths????

Some info from younger cooler members would be helpful.....

It's a pain relief medicine.

All this talk about strippers and hookers and not one picture!

andre12031948 · 12-09-2013, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Zbrah

It's a pain relief medicine.

All this talk about strippers and hookers and not one picture!

It's cold and the roads are icy. I'm stuck in the house

Not at the pick state yet.

DEpointfive0 · 12-09-2013, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by andre12031948

It's cold and the roads are icy. I'm stuck in the house

Not at the pick state yet.

He's in CA.

TMI means too much information.
OxyContin is like stronger Vicodin, probably one of the most abused drugs.

And c'mon dammit, we need pics of the stripper!!! (Please for the love of god no díck in them)

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andre12031948 Banned Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: monticello new york 127 Posts: 1,095 Drives: 08 350z black 6m/t Rep Power: 0	Just got back from the strip club This is getting weird. She's 20, her boyfriend is 19 and I'm 65. Next week on her day off, she's coming over my house. wtf? You think I know what I'm doing or what's going on?

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andre12031948 Banned Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: monticello new york 127 Posts: 1,095 Drives: 08 350z black 6m/t Rep Power: 0	There's a problem-can use some help She lost her driver's license(tickets). So I said I'll pick her up, then drive her back home. Her answer was fine but my boyfriend will be home & I'll have to tell him something. When I asked doesn't he work? She said yes, part time from the house, he sells OxyContin. Not wanting to look stupid or sound old, I didn't ask what it was, so I just nodded my head. Is he like home on the internet selling some cloths???? Some info from younger cooler members would be helpful..... fzgood likes this.

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gsxr750 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: west Posts: 443 Drives: 2012 370z man. sport Rep Power: 13	Its an old rule that goes along with selling liquor. In NYS if you sell liquor = nipples must be covered with pasties and girl must wear some bottom attire. In certain clubs they get around the law by only serving POP and Candy = totally nude. Same thing here in Vegas, totally nude = no liquor

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nmjaxx9 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Middletown, Ct Posts: 5,853 Drives: 2011 Nissan 370z Rep Power: 26	Just don't sell yourself instead of the stripper selling their body, LOL although some cougar strippers might want all of that.