Rejected Children's Books

Mergnthwirker · 07-17-2009, 12:32 AM

Turned down by the publisher...
Children's Books that didn't make the cut

1. You are different and that's bad.

2. The boy who died from eating all his vegetables.

3. Dad's new wife Robert

4. Fun four letter words to know and share.

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: And-I-Can-Do-It Book.

6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking.

7. Curious George* and his high-voltage fence.

8. All Cats go to Hell

9. The little Sissy who Snitched

10. Some Kittens Can Fly

11. The Pop-up Book of human Anatomy

12. Whining, Kicking and Crying can get your way

13. Pop! Goes The Hamster..And Other Great Microwave games

14. Eggs,Toilet Paper and Your School

15. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

smurfblu13 · 07-17-2009, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mergnthwirker

10. Some Kittens Can Fly

11. The Pop-up Book of human Anatomy

13. Pop! Goes The Hamster..And Other Great Microwave games

These delivered a few lawlzzzzz

The rest

bigaudiofanat · 07-17-2009, 09:32 AM

MJ and the great sleepover

chubbs · 07-17-2009, 09:44 AM

50 Great Games to Play on the Highway.

The Children's Encyclopedia of Deadly Poisons and Unsafe Chemicals.

101 Things You Can Smoke.

The I-Spy Book of Genitalia.

Celcius · 07-20-2009, 06:36 PM

3. Dad's new wife Robert

At least daddy's still the man of the house.

Togo · 07-20-2009, 06:40 PM

haha i Lol'd

tonmed123 · 07-20-2009, 09:02 PM

The Can I Bus

KillerBee370 · 07-28-2009, 05:56 PM

More popular titles:

* Vidiot - The complete guide to mastering your game controller

* Harry Potter and the herpe princess

* Derailed! The true Hollywood story of Thomas the train

* It feels good, but you'll go blind!

* Sibling rivalry - How to blame your siblings for your f*ckups

INTENSEPOWER · 07-28-2009, 07:03 PM

Mr Majorium's wonder Pornorium

chubbs · 07-28-2009, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by INTENSEPOWER

Mr Majorium's wonder Pornorium

lol

INTENSEPOWER · 09-14-2009, 08:16 PM

Adventures in Naughty Town
Bobby and Joey try Jesus Juice!

Authors/Co-written by
Michael Jackson and Your StepDADDY

PyroCustoms · 09-14-2009, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by chubbs

The I-Spy Book of Genitalia.

Now with free laser pointer.

PyroCustoms · 09-14-2009, 11:43 PM

Little Trailer House on the Prairie
Is It Red? Is it Yellow? Is It Blue? An Adventure in Pills
Where The Girls Gone Wild Things Are
Charlotte’s Webcam

07-17-2009, 12:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mergnthwirker Base Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Connecticut USA Posts: 243 Drives: '09 370Z PW MT6 S Rep Power: 16	Rejected Children's Books Turned down by the publisher... Children's Books that didn't make the cut 1. You are different and that's bad. 2. The boy who died from eating all his vegetables. 3. Dad's new wife Robert 4. Fun four letter words to know and share. 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: And-I-Can-Do-It Book. 6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking. 7. Curious George* and his high-voltage fence. 8. All Cats go to Hell 9. The little Sissy who Snitched 10. Some Kittens Can Fly 11. The Pop-up Book of human Anatomy 12. Whining, Kicking and Crying can get your way 13. Pop! Goes The Hamster..And Other Great Microwave games 14. Eggs,Toilet Paper and Your School 15. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things Last edited by Mergnthwirker; 07-17-2009 at 12:39 AM.

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chubbs A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Zeeland Posts: 1,046 Drives: 2016 370z Auto-Grey Rep Power: 7586	50 Great Games to Play on the Highway. The Children's Encyclopedia of Deadly Poisons and Unsafe Chemicals. 101 Things You Can Smoke. The I-Spy Book of Genitalia. __________________ . '03 Grey >>> '06 Black >>>'10 Silver >>> '16 Grey ^ Last edited by chubbs; 07-17-2009 at 09:49 AM. Reason: Thought of a new one.

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PyroCustoms A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: AZ Posts: 2,510 Drives: Rides: A Pale Horse Rep Power: 22	Little Trailer House on the Prairie Is It Red? Is it Yellow? Is It Blue? An Adventure in Pills Where The Girls Gone Wild Things Are Charlotte’s Webcam __________________ I'll figure something out later. Who are you? where am I? Stop! I need an adult! The feathers in the rear are softer than you think.

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KillerBee370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: So Cal baby! Age: 51 Posts: 5,964 Drives: with passion Rep Power: 321	More popular titles: * Vidiot - The complete guide to mastering your game controller * Harry Potter and the herpe princess * Derailed! The true Hollywood story of Thomas the train * It feels good, but you'll go blind! * Sibling rivalry - How to blame your siblings for your f*ckups

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INTENSEPOWER Not a Sponsor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 1,292 Drives: 1000+hp Widebody G Rep Power: 254	Adventures in Naughty Town Bobby and Joey try Jesus Juice! Authors/Co-written by Michael Jackson and Your StepDADDY

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