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Z = sex
So I went to pick up my DD from a friends house today with my GF, I drove the Z home and she drove the DD behind me. When I pulled into the garage, she pulls up, gets out and says, I quote, "I was driving behind you and thought about how sexy you are driving the Z and it made me want to fcuk you right now!" Needless to say... :tup:
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True story.
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6spd, Syn's just using you to get to drive the Z bro! LOL :roflpuke2:
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Wait till your married... the difficulty factor increases to the point where it's faster to find the next unknown prime number. I've been shot down more times in one day than an entire year as a single man.
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These things never happen to me. My girl has never been into cars though so that might be part of the problem. Works out good though cause I never have to feel bad saying no when she asks to drive cause she never wants too lol. All I know is she would much rather go in the GT-R then my old beater civic lol. She never gets turned on from it though :(
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Lol I have girls daily comment on the car or stare but in most cases that's it. But then again my girl is usually in the car with me so yeah. And as for my girl she always wants to go wherever in the Z and thinks its a nice car and all, but I think she seriously hates my car with a passion. Seems like she's just pissed that I have it. Yeah long story lol
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:icon17: The girls I date start off turned on cuz my baby is so sexy.. but then they start to get jealous at the amount of time/attention I pay to my Z as opposed to them.. and they start to like her less and less :thumbsdown:
One chick said, "OMFG if you love your car so much why don't you just marry her?" to which I responded, "Oh I would. I would. Way before I'd marry you." :excited: Not to mention they get REALLY annoyed when I park on the farthest end of parking lots away from other cars, and they have to walk 'so far' to wherever we're going :argue: |
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She's indirectly telling you that she is actually in love with your car and in reality wants to have sex with your Z, not you.
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My wife ask if I love my car more than Her and I said "Of coarse not Honey, you have a Vagina!:yum:
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Sorry, I'm not normally this pervy... The rain is getting to me. :icon17: |
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