Z = sex

ShinyBlueZ · 04-23-2012, 11:18 AM

The girls I date start off turned on cuz my baby is so sexy.. but then they start to get jealous at the amount of time/attention I pay to my Z as opposed to them.. and they start to like her less and less

One chick said, "OMFG if you love your car so much why don't you just marry her?" to which I responded, "Oh I would. I would. Way before I'd marry you."

Not to mention they get REALLY annoyed when I park on the farthest end of parking lots away from other cars, and they have to walk 'so far' to wherever we're going

Billy02987 · 04-23-2012, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ShinyBlueZ

Not to mention they get REALLY annoyed when I park on the farthest end of parking lots away from other cars, and they have to walk 'so far' to wherever we're going

I have this problem too lol

LakeShow · 04-23-2012, 11:32 AM

She's indirectly telling you that she is actually in love with your car and in reality wants to have sex with your Z, not you.

phohman · 04-23-2012, 11:46 AM

My wife ask if I love my car more than Her and I said "Of coarse not Honey, you have a Vagina!

NickD · 04-25-2012, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ShinyBlueZ

The girls I date start off turned on cuz my baby is so sexy.. but then they start to get jealous at the amount of time/attention I pay to my Z as opposed to them.. and they start to like her less and less

One chick said, "OMFG if you love your car so much why don't you just marry her?" to which I responded, "Oh I would. I would. Way before I'd marry you."

Not to mention they get REALLY annoyed when I park on the farthest end of parking lots away from other cars, and they have to walk 'so far' to wherever we're going

My response was "Soon...they legalized gay marriage so car marriage should be next on the list...wanna be the maid of honor?"

04-23-2012, 11:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
ShinyBlueZ Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: In My Z Posts: 462 Drives: Shiniest Bluest Z Rep Power: 14	The girls I date start off turned on cuz my baby is so sexy.. but then they start to get jealous at the amount of time/attention I pay to my Z as opposed to them.. and they start to like her less and less One chick said, "OMFG if you love your car so much why don't you just marry her?" to which I responded, "Oh I would. I would. Way before I'd marry you." Not to mention they get REALLY annoyed when I park on the farthest end of parking lots away from other cars, and they have to walk 'so far' to wherever we're going J_Z and MG370Z like this.

04-23-2012, 11:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
LakeShow A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: L.I., NY Posts: 5,307 Drives: Everything Rep Power: 26	She's indirectly telling you that she is actually in love with your car and in reality wants to have sex with your Z, not you. J_Z likes this. __________________ \|2013 Audi S4\|Ibis White/Black\|S-Tronic P+\| \|2013 370z\|PearlWhite/Persimmon\|Touring/Sport/Nav\|F.I. CBE 18" CF\| \|Sold\|2011 370z\|Gun Metallic\|Touring/Sport/Nav\|

04-23-2012, 11:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
phohman Base Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Katy-Houston Tx. Age: 62 Posts: 124 Drives: 2012 370Z Nismo Rep Power: 15	My wife ask if I love my car more than Her and I said "Of coarse not Honey, you have a Vagina! MG370Z likes this.