Z = sex

ShinyBlueZ · 04-23-2012, 11:18 AM

The girls I date start off turned on cuz my baby is so sexy.. but then they start to get jealous at the amount of time/attention I pay to my Z as opposed to them.. and they start to like her less and less

One chick said, "OMFG if you love your car so much why don't you just marry her?" to which I responded, "Oh I would. I would. Way before I'd marry you."

Not to mention they get REALLY annoyed when I park on the farthest end of parking lots away from other cars, and they have to walk 'so far' to wherever we're going

Billy02987 · 04-23-2012, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ShinyBlueZ

Not to mention they get REALLY annoyed when I park on the farthest end of parking lots away from other cars, and they have to walk 'so far' to wherever we're going

I have this problem too lol

LakeShow · 04-23-2012, 11:32 AM

She's indirectly telling you that she is actually in love with your car and in reality wants to have sex with your Z, not you.

phohman · 04-23-2012, 11:46 AM

My wife ask if I love my car more than Her and I said "Of coarse not Honey, you have a Vagina!

NickD · 04-25-2012, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ShinyBlueZ

The girls I date start off turned on cuz my baby is so sexy.. but then they start to get jealous at the amount of time/attention I pay to my Z as opposed to them.. and they start to like her less and less

One chick said, "OMFG if you love your car so much why don't you just marry her?" to which I responded, "Oh I would. I would. Way before I'd marry you."

Not to mention they get REALLY annoyed when I park on the farthest end of parking lots away from other cars, and they have to walk 'so far' to wherever we're going

My response was "Soon...they legalized gay marriage so car marriage should be next on the list...wanna be the maid of honor?"

Bri7Synyster · 04-23-2012, 12:13 PM

Jeez, guys. Sounds like you all need new girlfriends!

6spd · 04-23-2012, 12:43 PM

Good for you two! We'll be there one day!

Red__Zed · 04-23-2012, 12:45 PM

Hawk6 · 04-23-2012, 01:12 PM

Ive told bri Tanya loves being bent over the hood of the Z and getting pounded. The garage has become one of her favorite places to have sex. Inside the car is fun too. She has her super perv fantasies about the Z also but that's a story that would be better on penthouse not here lol. Have you guys finnaly broke in the Z yet? Get her on the hood already jay jeez lol. Tanya got over women commenting on the car at last lol even though she gets flirted with alot more by both guys and girls when she drives it. Z=sex just don't want Tanya squirting all over her lmao

ShinyBlueZ · 04-23-2012, 01:34 PM

Bri7Synyster · 04-23-2012, 01:34 PM

Lmao. Jay won't allow any weight on the hood. God forbid the chance of it getting a dent. Haha. Our garage is half the size as yours, so there isn't enough room to play around really. And you know me, I'd rather do it somewhere in public ;D

ZMan8 · 04-23-2012, 01:36 PM

6spd · 04-23-2012, 01:40 PM

wow, this changed directions fast!

Bri7Synyster · 04-23-2012, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 6spd

wow, this changed directions fast!

Yeah, seriously. Back on track

Hawk6 · 04-23-2012, 02:05 PM

Public is always fun!!!!!!!

04-23-2012, 11:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
ShinyBlueZ Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: In My Z Posts: 462 Drives: Shiniest Bluest Z Rep Power: 14	The girls I date start off turned on cuz my baby is so sexy.. but then they start to get jealous at the amount of time/attention I pay to my Z as opposed to them.. and they start to like her less and less One chick said, "OMFG if you love your car so much why don't you just marry her?" to which I responded, "Oh I would. I would. Way before I'd marry you." Not to mention they get REALLY annoyed when I park on the farthest end of parking lots away from other cars, and they have to walk 'so far' to wherever we're going J_Z and MG370Z like this.

04-23-2012, 11:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
LakeShow A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: L.I., NY Posts: 5,307 Drives: Everything Rep Power: 26	She's indirectly telling you that she is actually in love with your car and in reality wants to have sex with your Z, not you. J_Z likes this. __________________ \|2013 Audi S4\|Ibis White/Black\|S-Tronic P+\| \|2013 370z\|PearlWhite/Persimmon\|Touring/Sport/Nav\|F.I. CBE 18" CF\| \|Sold\|2011 370z\|Gun Metallic\|Touring/Sport/Nav\|

04-23-2012, 11:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
phohman Base Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Katy-Houston Tx. Age: 62 Posts: 124 Drives: 2012 370Z Nismo Rep Power: 15	My wife ask if I love my car more than Her and I said "Of coarse not Honey, you have a Vagina! MG370Z likes this.

04-23-2012, 12:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bri7Synyster Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Dragonstone Posts: 471 Drives: 6spd's car w/ 2 feet Rep Power: 15	Jeez, guys. Sounds like you all need new girlfriends! __________________ A chick who likes to drive stick.

04-23-2012, 12:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
6spd A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: South Florida Posts: 3,001 Drives: Q50RS Rep Power: 25	Good for you two! We'll be there one day! __________________ -Jay- jonathanjamesphotographer.com

04-23-2012, 12:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
Red__Zed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: window seat Posts: 28,940 Drives: Mostly on two wheels Rep Power: 120

04-23-2012, 01:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
Hawk6 Base Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Vero Beach, Fl Posts: 125 Drives: 2012 370Z Blk Cherry Rep Power: 14	Ive told bri Tanya loves being bent over the hood of the Z and getting pounded. The garage has become one of her favorite places to have sex. Inside the car is fun too. She has her super perv fantasies about the Z also but that's a story that would be better on penthouse not here lol. Have you guys finnaly broke in the Z yet? Get her on the hood already jay jeez lol. Tanya got over women commenting on the car at last lol even though she gets flirted with alot more by both guys and girls when she drives it. Z=sex just don't want Tanya squirting all over her lmao

04-23-2012, 01:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
ShinyBlueZ Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: In My Z Posts: 462 Drives: Shiniest Bluest Z Rep Power: 14

04-23-2012, 01:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
Bri7Synyster Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Dragonstone Posts: 471 Drives: 6spd's car w/ 2 feet Rep Power: 15	Lmao. Jay won't allow any weight on the hood. God forbid the chance of it getting a dent. Haha. Our garage is half the size as yours, so there isn't enough room to play around really. And you know me, I'd rather do it somewhere in public ;D __________________ A chick who likes to drive stick.

04-23-2012, 01:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
ZMan8 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 5,844 Drives: 10 370z 40th M6 Rep Power: 659	__________________ 2010 370Z 40 Anniv., 6 MT \| Fast Intentions \| Swift Springs \| SPC \| Z1Motorsports \| JWM \| Redline Oils \| 35% Window Tint 2015 Mazda6 \| 370ZChicago: Chicago Area Cars & Coffee

04-23-2012, 01:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
6spd A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: South Florida Posts: 3,001 Drives: Q50RS Rep Power: 25	wow, this changed directions fast! __________________ -Jay- jonathanjamesphotographer.com

04-23-2012, 02:05 PM	#15 (permalink)
Hawk6 Base Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Vero Beach, Fl Posts: 125 Drives: 2012 370Z Blk Cherry Rep Power: 14	Public is always fun!!!!!!!