The booty of Walmart!
 

Today I made a lunchtime run to Walmart to buy some ammo for cheap and Raspberry Snapple (they are the only place around here that carry it now :( ) and I noticed a very pleasant and sexy phenomena; every person of a female persuasion was not only at least pretty, but I have never witness such a high ration of shapely rear-ends in my life. There was even a lady around her sixties that I wouldn't have minded gettin' wit...

I had to stop by Target afterwards and wouldn't you know the trend continued!

Has anyone experienced this? I may have just been horny...

And all we got was text on a screen....no pictures. :facepalm:

LOL...I was thinking about taking pictures, but somehow I think women might take exception to something like that. On the other hand it would be bold...

Title made me believe there would be pics!

http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pi...epic-booty.jpg

Being an old dude, all I can see is twenty years down the road. That's gonna be one MASSIVE arse.

Sorry to disappoint...Maybe I should invest in this and use it to make amends:

Happy Face Button Spy Camera - "Smile - You're On Camera!" | High Resolution spy camera disguised as a happy face button. Wear it anywhere.

It seems like the perfect spy camera for Walmart!

Its all about the management.. come into one of my pizza shops and you'll know what I'm talking about.

whoo hoo hot dawg, im in heaven with that pic!

:bowrofl::bowrofl: :happydance:

bwahaha

My first thought when seeing this picture was the signs at the amusment park - "You must be this tall to ride"

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I think you were just horny. Around here this is the kind of women we get at Walmart.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2t2Bknmjza.../fat%20gun.jpg

http://kezi.com/files/images/2011/07..._0.preview.jpg

http://no2marriage.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf.jpg

Damn you Chris! :barf:

Epic thread save! ^^^

There is also a nice booty in front of her can anyone else see it ? ( G coupe ):driving:

Aww, man. You need to warn a guy before you do that. AAAAAIIIIIIEEE!

That is beyond disgusting. WTH man!?!? Why do people come out of the house like this???

To be fair to the first two ladies I have to reserve judgement since we can't see their booties :) Probably saved my appetite though...

The last picture...what would you call that? Reverse Elephanttoe?

Okay you asked for it.

http://chanceplus1.com/wp-content/up...Of-Walmart.jpg

Ugh, I wish I saw that before lunch and did lose my appetite...Feelin' a bit queasy...

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http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/...ageId=21862285

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Ughh come on dude.. Seriously, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Back on topic. OP, you must have def been on something, because I rarely see any good looking girls there and I can't remember if I've ever seen anyone remotely attractive working there.

I do notice that there are always hot chicks at Panera Bread.

The department store with the highest concentration of young attractive women is definitely Target.

You might be on to something.

hahaha im laughing so hard right now..this is epic rofl

HOW THE F*CK CAN THAT BE REAL!!!!!!

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

I swear it happened and I haven't done any acid in years. Although I am open to the possibility that I was having a flashback.

Alright, I think I might get a wearable spy-cam and gather some evidence.

Speaking of where good looking women work; I was the night time stock-boy/dock-guy at a Foley's (now Macy's) in the most ritzy mall in town while going to college. I don't kiss and tell, but let's just say those were some of the best memories of my life.

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There are a$$ lifting hose(spanx) and panties with round padding out there fooling men every day. I think it's worse than the wonderbra when a girls *** falls 3inches and turns into mush without her latest and most deceiving secret weapon. :eek:

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take some freetime to go through here... lol

People of Walmart

Wow LOL :icon17:

Freakin' hilarious...this guy understands where I am coming from:

Walmart - Mr. Ghetto ( Offical Music Video ) - YouTube

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I love the comment bout how tribals communicate in the comment section...epic!!!

that had to be staged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:inoutroflpuke:

You'll be suprised there are a lot of women that have very unusually shaped bodies. I call them BMW's (Body Made Wrong) :icon17:

In my area there are two Walmarts, we call one the GHETTO Walmart. :rofl2: