The booty of Walmart!
 

Today I made a lunchtime run to Walmart to buy some ammo for cheap and Raspberry Snapple (they are the only place around here that carry it now :( ) and I noticed a very pleasant and sexy phenomena; every person of a female persuasion was not only at least pretty, but I have never witness such a high ration of shapely rear-ends in my life. There was even a lady around her sixties that I wouldn't have minded gettin' wit...

I had to stop by Target afterwards and wouldn't you know the trend continued!

Has anyone experienced this? I may have just been horny...

And all we got was text on a screen....no pictures. :facepalm:

LOL...I was thinking about taking pictures, but somehow I think women might take exception to something like that. On the other hand it would be bold...

Title made me believe there would be pics!

http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pi...epic-booty.jpg

Being an old dude, all I can see is twenty years down the road. That's gonna be one MASSIVE arse.

Sorry to disappoint...Maybe I should invest in this and use it to make amends:

Happy Face Button Spy Camera - "Smile - You're On Camera!" | High Resolution spy camera disguised as a happy face button. Wear it anywhere.

It seems like the perfect spy camera for Walmart!

Its all about the management.. come into one of my pizza shops and you'll know what I'm talking about.

whoo hoo hot dawg, im in heaven with that pic!

:bowrofl::bowrofl: :happydance:

bwahaha

My first thought when seeing this picture was the signs at the amusment park - "You must be this tall to ride"

:bowrofl::bowrofl:

I think you were just horny. Around here this is the kind of women we get at Walmart.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2t2Bknmjza.../fat%20gun.jpg

http://kezi.com/files/images/2011/07..._0.preview.jpg

http://no2marriage.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf.jpg

Damn you Chris! :barf: