Best Engine God ever made

Nissanboy · 07-03-2011, 09:54 PM

No, its not the VQ series, it's the vagina

The best engine in the world is the vagina:

- It can be started with one finger.
- It is self-lubricating.
- It takes any size piston.
- And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so ******* temperamental.

Got this from a thread on LS1tech, thought I'd share

Jamaica · 07-03-2011, 09:59 PM

haha

Cmike2780 · 07-03-2011, 10:02 PM

I'd also like to add that there is a break in period for new engines. Also, improper maintenance can lead to noxious odors.

Nissanboy · 07-03-2011, 10:18 PM

I like mine with low mileage

theDreamer · 07-03-2011, 10:30 PM

Even with a new ECU tune, it can override the changed tune and revert to default b1tch mode.

PapoZalsa · 07-03-2011, 11:03 PM

After a major overhauled you have to wait 40 days before you can rev her hard.

Nissanboy · 07-03-2011, 11:30 PM

Mine leaks when I push it too hard

seymore4 · 07-17-2011, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nissanboy

mine leaks when i push it too hard

lmao!@

Synack · 07-18-2011, 12:08 PM

I like the 1988-1992 year models.

NewlyIMPORTed · 07-18-2011, 12:12 PM

the only bad part is that it isn't under warrantee

Nissanboy · 07-20-2011, 02:32 AM

It can be blown, and sprayed.

Alchemy · 07-20-2011, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synack

I like the 1988-1992 year models.

Lol. Agreed!!

Isamu · 07-20-2011, 10:26 AM

I like all models... you can always drive them hard, and then hand them off to someone else and you get a new model, or a newer low milage....

but then again, I still run my "original engine" even tho she has a lot of miles on her, but she is still the best

ituan · 07-23-2011, 03:33 AM

hahahah this is awesome!

Arkaine · 07-23-2011, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synack

I like the 1988-1992 year models.

hahah same.
One of my nicknames is 'Decade' because of a situation with those age models lol.
Well... 1993 lol

07-03-2011, 09:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Nissanboy Enthusiast Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: H-Town Posts: 378 Drives: Too slow Rep Power: 15	Best Engine God ever made No, its not the VQ series, it's the vagina The best engine in the world is the vagina: - It can be started with one finger. - It is self-lubricating. - It takes any size piston. - And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so ******* temperamental. Got this from a thread on LS1tech, thought I'd share Vicster likes this.

07-03-2011, 10:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cmike2780 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Long Island Posts: 5,059 Drives: slowwww Rep Power: 29	I'd also like to add that there is a break in period for new engines. Also, improper maintenance can lead to noxious odors. __________________ [09][MB][6-Spd MT][Touring][Stillen Gen III][K&N][Borla CBE][Evo-R] [ArchitTEK Photography]

07-03-2011, 10:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
theDreamer A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 30,879 Drives: 370z Rep Power: 4211	Even with a new ECU tune, it can override the changed tune and revert to default b1tch mode. __________________ theDreamer's Z // Fast Intentions // Uprev // GTM // HKS // TEIN theDreamer's Silvia // URAS // GREDDY Houston Zs // Facebook // Twitter // Instagram

07-03-2011, 11:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
PapoZalsa A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Not in Sunny Florida Posts: 6,358 Drives: 16 Nismo w/Tech Pack Rep Power: 4500	After a major overhauled you have to wait 40 days before you can rev her hard. CPRKING likes this. __________________ 2009 370Z MB Base w/Sport Package 6MT Modshack's Custom Air Intakes /3M Clear Bra/ Illuminated Kick Plates / F. I CBE w/12" resonators / EVO-R Front Lip / Rear Hatch Wing / Tein S-Tech Springs /Ilegal Tint in the Rep. of VA/4x20mm Z1 Spacers/ Vinyl Roof/Liquid Carbon Designs

07-18-2011, 12:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Synack A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Houston Age: 37 Posts: 1,012 Drives: Sideways Rep Power: 16	I like the 1988-1992 year models. __________________ NO LONGER OWNS A 370 Turbo FR-S

07-03-2011, 09:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jamaica A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: SoCal Posts: 15,362 Drives: Under boost Rep Power: 74	haha

07-03-2011, 10:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Nissanboy Enthusiast Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: H-Town Posts: 378 Drives: Too slow Rep Power: 15	I like mine with low mileage

07-03-2011, 11:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
Nissanboy Enthusiast Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: H-Town Posts: 378 Drives: Too slow Rep Power: 15	Mine leaks when I push it too hard

07-18-2011, 12:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
NewlyIMPORTed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Kennesaw, GA Posts: 1,109 Drives: 11 STI Sedan Rep Power: 18	the only bad part is that it isn't under warrantee __________________ 2011 WRX STICobb Accessport, Nameless Performance exhaust, COBB SF Intake, COBB downpipe, 20% tint, Work Emotion XD9's

07-20-2011, 02:32 AM	#11 (permalink)
Nissanboy Enthusiast Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: H-Town Posts: 378 Drives: Too slow Rep Power: 15	It can be blown, and sprayed.

07-23-2011, 03:33 AM	#14 (permalink)
ituan Base Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Houston Posts: 94 Drives: 11 PW 370z sport mod Rep Power: 14	hahahah this is awesome!

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