Best Engine God ever made
 

No, its not the VQ series, it's the vagina

The best engine in the world is the vagina:

- It can be started with one finger.
- It is self-lubricating.
- It takes any size piston.
- And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so ******* temperamental.

Got this from a thread on LS1tech, thought I'd share :tup:

haha

I'd also like to add that there is a break in period for new engines. Also, improper maintenance can lead to noxious odors.

I like mine with low mileage

Even with a new ECU tune, it can override the changed tune and revert to default b1tch mode.

After a major overhauled you have to wait 40 days before you can rev her hard.

Mine leaks when I push it too hard

lmao!@

I like the 1988-1992 year models.

the only bad part is that it isn't under warrantee

It can be blown, and sprayed.

Lol. Agreed!!

:tup: I like all models... you can always drive them hard, and then hand them off to someone else and you get a new model, or a newer low milage....

but then again, I still run my "original engine" even tho she has a lot of miles on her, but she is still the best

hahahah this is awesome!

hahah same.
One of my nicknames is 'Decade' because of a situation with those age models lol.
Well... 1993 lol

ROOSTER89 BRINGS YOU THIS SPECIAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

My God!!! What have you started?

lmao hilarious

Ha. Yeah, it's definitely the ECU "logic" that's the problem.

always make sure it has a big rear end!!

:werd:

pretty sure a close 2nd is the ferrari 6 liter v12 found in the 599 GTO i drove... holy ****

:icon18: well said

and when the motor mounts where out, or the bushings fail, you can install aftermarket ones

Go for the twin turbo option....when one turbo fails the other will still get to where you need to go.

Please use...http://www.mobiloil.com/USA-English/...bil_1_5W30.png
It helps lubricate all necessary parts mainly the drive shaft. Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil is an advanced full synthetic formulation that helps extend engine life, reduce breakdown and minimize wear and tear along with keeping your engine running like new. Good luck :tup:

One that works well with a short stroke:(

One that responds well to rich fuel injection.

One that can be switched on to a blower version.

Works best in the small bore version :)

Only engine where overheating is good.

Moderator please stop me:)
 

Responds well to front and rear mounted turbos.

Even with tight clearance, does not damage the pistons.

Can produce hp with one piston, four, six, & even a 12 piston (Ferrari porn version:)

I like the older ones that respond well to push rods.

You've got to sink alot of money into them for best response.

If this engine stops producing hp, begging won't help.

According to the owner's manuel, troking the front button creates good lubrication.

[QUOTE=Nissanboy;1202400]No, its not the VQ series, it's the vagina

The best engine in the world is the vagina:

- It can be started with one finger.
- It is self-lubricating.
- It takes any size piston.
- And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so ******* temperamental.

Got this from a thread on LS1tech, thought I'd share

Looks like not much interest in this engine. I see the exhaust posting has a big following :)