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No, its not the VQ series, it's the vagina The best engine in the world is the vagina: - It can be started with one finger. - It is self-lubricating.

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Old 07-03-2011, 09:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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No, its not the VQ series, it's the vagina

The best engine in the world is the vagina:

- It can be started with one finger.
- It is self-lubricating.
- It takes any size piston.
- And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so ******* temperamental.

Got this from a thread on LS1tech, thought I'd share
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I'd also like to add that there is a break in period for new engines. Also, improper maintenance can lead to noxious odors.
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I like mine with low mileage
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Even with a new ECU tune, it can override the changed tune and revert to default b1tch mode.
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After a major overhauled you have to wait 40 days before you can rev her hard.
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Mine leaks when I push it too hard
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I like the 1988-1992 year models.
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the only bad part is that it isn't under warrantee
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It can be blown, and sprayed.
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Lol. Agreed!!
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I like all models... you can always drive them hard, and then hand them off to someone else and you get a new model, or a newer low milage....

but then again, I still run my "original engine" even tho she has a lot of miles on her, but she is still the best
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hahahah this is awesome!
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hahah same.
One of my nicknames is 'Decade' because of a situation with those age models lol.
Well... 1993 lol
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