Did you know you can't get pregnant your first time, or if you do it standing up?

and don't forget YOU GET 2 NEW BADDASS THINGS!!
#1---A MINI VAN and not the baddass Z
#2---A new screen name SOCCERDAD

According to the Nissan commercial you can pull on your Z until ot becomes a maxima.

Have her do jumping jacks.

But then she'd have to take the stiletto heel off my funbag, and I won't be able to finish without thinking of mass graves. Is that what you want?

Good enough for this guy

http://www.the370z.com/anything-goes...tml#post867226

Hahaha, the non-premium members are probably thinking, "That link must be crude, disgusting, painful, and completely over-the-line vulgar."

And they'd be right, too.:bowrofl:

:roflpuke2: :rofl2:

Damn you frost. I can't see this.

If you're interested, you can see it here:

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/9305/peepeej.gif

nsfw

When I dump my load I try to see how far from her lower abdomen I can shoot. If I hit her boobs, she starts yelling at me because I end up leaving a long trail of man juice on her belly :happydance:

Anybody have issues wearing a condom? I lose motivation from it :icon14: