I'd rather being cumming than stroking..... inside some whores snatch

Pull out method got me through High School & College. Wife was on the pill, which was also 100%. GF now... pulling out, and still 100%!

Been using the pull out method for the past 17 years, 100% win..

Still 99% is 1 out of 100 times. And you can't take bake that 1. And if youve been practicing the pullout method for awhile then your % is going down.

This thread is full of WIN
:roflpuke2: thanks frost you are now officially my hero :tup:

Well they factor in operator error. If you're too drunk and don't pull out in time then that's you're own damn fault.

But it seems the obvious solution was missed on this thread. There is always door "#2".

If all you want to do is skip the primary entrance a go for the back door than you might be a closet homosexual.

Or you're a disgusting pervert who likes degrading women.

That's me!

Frost I was just commenting on ChrisSlicks motives for wanting to use door #2. It had nothing to do with women. But hey if theyre willing I'll degrade all over them.

:iagree:

Nah, just saying it might be your best bet when drunk and unsure of your timing. Hole #1 is fine the rest of the time.

I think frost is a lot of people's hero.

Someone must've taught me wrong, cause I was also under the impression that pre-cum DID contain sperm. All these years! The lies!

But, I've happily ignored the "always use condoms" advice and pretty much exclusively used the pullout method... and no bebbies yet, so I guess it does work! :tup:

:bowrofl: :tup:

When I have a party girl that I'm concerned could possibly have an std, I switch from the pull out method, to the "stare at you spread eagle and fap on you" method. She is welcome to touch herself while she looks at me of course, but really it's of no consequence to me if she does or doesn't.

You are still within the stats until you reach 100 sexual encounters. Also keep in mind that you can't count same sex intercourse because those will never result in babies

:bowrofl::roflpuke2::bowrofl:

Anal sex is the new vagina sex anyway. All the cool kids are doing it.

All the ghey ones too

A hole's a hole.

Did it taste any different?

Did you know you can't get pregnant your first time, or if you do it standing up?

and don't forget YOU GET 2 NEW BADDASS THINGS!!
#1---A MINI VAN and not the baddass Z
#2---A new screen name SOCCERDAD

According to the Nissan commercial you can pull on your Z until ot becomes a maxima.

Have her do jumping jacks.

But then she'd have to take the stiletto heel off my funbag, and I won't be able to finish without thinking of mass graves. Is that what you want?

Good enough for this guy

http://www.the370z.com/anything-goes...tml#post867226

Hahaha, the non-premium members are probably thinking, "That link must be crude, disgusting, painful, and completely over-the-line vulgar."

And they'd be right, too.:bowrofl:

:roflpuke2: :rofl2:

Damn you frost. I can't see this.

If you're interested, you can see it here:

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/9305/peepeej.gif

nsfw

When I dump my load I try to see how far from her lower abdomen I can shoot. If I hit her boobs, she starts yelling at me because I end up leaving a long trail of man juice on her belly :happydance:

Anybody have issues wearing a condom? I lose motivation from it :icon14:

It's worked for me thus far..... *fingers crossed*

At least as far as you know.

Pfft, unless you shoot over her head you aren't trying.

Just as good

Definitely don't want to make it my last lol.