Final Caption Competition...
 

...unless you want to do one -


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This is a tricky one.


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Are those French breads, or cucumbers? One or the other, she'll be sticking them in her oven!

"groceries go in the trunk not driver seat" typical woman

She has a triangle attached to her back?

"The Fob in my purse does it all! tee hee. I always hated keys anyway."

"Space in the 370z is spacious and comfortable. Note this woman is able to fit "3" count them 3! loaves of bread.

The girls at book club are going to love these new dildoes.

parachuting down to your car with groceries is now a breeze with the fob

When carrying goods, such as groceries, to your car, be careful not to activate the mobile bat-signal located in the Nissan Intelligent Key by mistake.

When being struck by lightning, try to use car as ground.

Damn, I was thinking along the same lines. Hmm.

"Caution should be used when grasping the handle in the presence of baked goods. This has been known to cause severe lower gastro-intestinal vertical expulsion. Severity may vary."

I laughed out loud here!!! That's exactly what I was going to say! :rofl2:

Our door handles are of such well design even a woman with 2 fingers can open them with ease.

"Note: Nissan's new discrimination policy prohibits operation of the driver's side door with the left hand. Please be advised that the use of your right hand is recommended. Carry any and all loads with your left arm, and go straight to your driver's side door, as if your car doesn't have a trunk... dumbass."

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"I wish the artist had drawn a more detailed unlocking door mechanism... I can't seem to get this damn thing to open!!"