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Old 02-17-2009, 06:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2009, 07:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Are those French breads, or cucumbers? One or the other, she'll be sticking them in her oven!
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Old 02-19-2009, 07:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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"groceries go in the trunk not driver seat" typical woman
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She has a triangle attached to her back?

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Old 02-20-2009, 03:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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"Space in the 370z is spacious and comfortable. Note this woman is able to fit "3" count them 3! loaves of bread.
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parachuting down to your car with groceries is now a breeze with the fob
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When carrying goods, such as groceries, to your car, be careful not to activate the mobile bat-signal located in the Nissan Intelligent Key by mistake.
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Damn, I was thinking along the same lines. Hmm.

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I laughed out loud here!!! That's exactly what I was going to say!
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"Note: Nissan's new discrimination policy prohibits operation of the driver's side door with the left hand. Please be advised that the use of your right hand is recommended. Carry any and all loads with your left arm, and go straight to your driver's side door, as if your car doesn't have a trunk... dumbass."
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