Caption Competition #2....

chubbs · 02-17-2009, 04:50 PM

Yes, it's another mind-boggling illustration from the Owners' Manual...

Captions anyone?...

dad · 02-17-2009, 04:54 PM

When you realize collision is inevitable, and your not wearing your seat belt(Dum**ss)! Move forward to lessen the impact that is about to occur!

chubbs · 02-17-2009, 05:02 PM

NissanMan says, "Don't pee on the seat, kids!"

MC · 02-17-2009, 05:53 PM

just the tip

Namir · 02-17-2009, 10:27 PM

These snozberries taste like snozberries.

Crash · 02-17-2009, 10:42 PM

^^^ LOL!

If sitting this close to windshield, you may need glasses.

bkunzi01 · 02-20-2009, 02:52 PM

"In the event of losing control of the vehicle and impact is imminent, it is safer to buckle your seat belt...assuming the fetal position will not work to your benefit."

BanningZ · 02-20-2009, 07:05 PM

Shes afraid and looking for the floor and her other arm and leg.

epod86 · 02-22-2009, 01:08 AM

"Ensure to lock your vehicle when not in use to prevent squatters from moving in."

rsboland · 02-22-2009, 04:17 PM

"Nissan doesn't recommend potty training your child in the passenger seat."

Supergoji · 03-03-2009, 10:50 AM

" yes little kim, that is a Twin Turbo Z that just raped your dads car"

bkunzi01 · 03-05-2009, 09:17 AM

"The addition of a change holder may be beneficial since picking up loose change off the floor requires a high degree of flexibility."

jamcro · 03-12-2009, 02:09 PM

No poopin on da seats!

Gabriel77 · 03-13-2009, 04:41 PM

"You will go blind if you j-o in the passenger seat"

OMGWTFBBQ · 03-13-2009, 08:12 PM

CAUTION: Do not make small children try to read the non-functional and barely visible digital clock. The numbers aren't going to get any clearer.

02-17-2009, 04:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
chubbs A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Zeeland Posts: 1,046 Drives: 2016 370z Auto-Grey Rep Power: 7587	Caption Competition #2.... Yes, it's another mind-boggling illustration from the Owners' Manual... Captions anyone?... __________________ . '03 Grey >>> '06 Black >>>'10 Silver >>> '16 Grey ^

02-17-2009, 04:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
dad Grand Prix of Endurance Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 3,476 Drives: Mulsanne Straight Rep Power: 26	When you realize collision is inevitable, and your not wearing your seat belt(Dum**ss)! Move forward to lessen the impact that is about to occur! __________________ We can do without any article of luxury we have never had; but once obtained, it is not in human nature to surrender it voluntary.

02-17-2009, 05:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
chubbs A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Zeeland Posts: 1,046 Drives: 2016 370z Auto-Grey Rep Power: 7587	NissanMan says, "Don't pee on the seat, kids!" __________________ . '03 Grey >>> '06 Black >>>'10 Silver >>> '16 Grey ^

02-17-2009, 10:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Namir Track Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: OH and VA Posts: 627 Drives: 09 G37S 6MT Rep Power: 256	These snozberries taste like snozberries. __________________ Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. G37S\|6MT\|PREM\|NAV\|Eibach\|Ichibia\|Injen

02-17-2009, 10:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
Crash A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,853 Drives: 02 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 590	^^^ LOL! If sitting this close to windshield, you may need glasses. __________________ 2002 Corvette Z06 - Totaled 2003 Corvette Z06 50th Anniversary

02-17-2009, 05:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
MC Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,238 Drives: 2015 GTR NISMO Rep Power: 24	just the tip

02-20-2009, 02:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
bkunzi01 Base Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NY Age: 39 Posts: 66 Drives: 2009 370z Rep Power: 186	"In the event of losing control of the vehicle and impact is imminent, it is safer to buckle your seat belt...assuming the fetal position will not work to your benefit."

02-20-2009, 07:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
BanningZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: nowhere Posts: 5,478 Drives: 06' Nismo Frontier Rep Power: 29	Shes afraid and looking for the floor and her other arm and leg. __________________ Become a Premium Member: Click HERE MB 06' Nismo VQ40DE

02-22-2009, 01:08 AM	#9 (permalink)
epod86 Base Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 229 Drives: 06 Mustang GT BK M5 Rep Power: 242	"Ensure to lock your vehicle when not in use to prevent squatters from moving in."

02-22-2009, 04:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
rsboland Base Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 17 Drives: 09' 370Z MB M6 Rep Power: 17	"Nissan doesn't recommend potty training your child in the passenger seat."

03-03-2009, 10:50 AM	#11 (permalink)
Supergoji Enthusiast Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Westchester NY Age: 36 Posts: 311 Drives: Z32tt / Supra tt Rep Power: 257	" yes little kim, that is a Twin Turbo Z that just raped your dads car"

03-05-2009, 09:17 AM	#12 (permalink)
bkunzi01 Base Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NY Age: 39 Posts: 66 Drives: 2009 370z Rep Power: 186	"The addition of a change holder may be beneficial since picking up loose change off the floor requires a high degree of flexibility."

03-12-2009, 02:09 PM	#13 (permalink)
jamcro Base Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Edm, Canada Posts: 72 Drives: White 370Z Rep Power: 17	No poopin on da seats!

03-13-2009, 04:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
Gabriel77 Base Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 22 Drives: 09 370Z T/S 7AT P-G Rep Power: 17	"You will go blind if you j-o in the passenger seat"

03-13-2009, 08:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
OMGWTFBBQ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: the OC Posts: 1,886 Drives: 08 SGM IS350 Rep Power: 4550	CAUTION: Do not make small children try to read the non-functional and barely visible digital clock. The numbers aren't going to get any clearer.

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