Caption Competition #2....
 

Yes, it's another mind-boggling illustration from the Owners' Manual...


http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g7.../untitled2.jpg


Captions anyone?...

When you realize collision is inevitable, and your not wearing your seat belt(Dum**ss)! Move forward to lessen the impact that is about to occur!

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NissanMan says, "Don't pee on the seat, kids!" :)

just the tip

These snozberries taste like snozberries.

^^^ LOL!

If sitting this close to windshield, you may need glasses.

"In the event of losing control of the vehicle and impact is imminent, it is safer to buckle your seat belt...assuming the fetal position will not work to your benefit."

Shes afraid and looking for the floor and her other arm and leg.

"Ensure to lock your vehicle when not in use to prevent squatters from moving in."

"Nissan doesn't recommend potty training your child in the passenger seat."

" yes little kim, that is a Twin Turbo Z that just raped your dads car"

"The addition of a change holder may be beneficial since picking up loose change off the floor requires a high degree of flexibility."

No poopin on da seats!

"You will go blind if you j-o in the passenger seat"

CAUTION: Do not make small children try to read the non-functional and barely visible digital clock. The numbers aren't going to get any clearer.

"vehicle now comes equipped with crotch-level AC vent. Enjoy"

Warning: Windshield is not a television. The image you see is not the newest racing videogame.

"When attempting to hold in the urine from drinking waaay too much beer, do not sit forward as this may inevitably dribble piss onto the floor mat and you know what a bitch that'll be to clean!"

If you can't pin your kid to her seat on your z...then you are driving too slow... dont even say anything just hit the gas and make her sit her *** down...

Some young child playing with herself?

Haha - very drole!

WARNING: Air bag cannot be used as a propulsion device to rocket you out of the car...

"The dash equiped in the 370Z is NOT a scratch and sniff. Letting small children attempt this may cause dissapointment."

No! No! For God's sake she's your niece.

^^^ haha!

iit looks as shes trying to hold a flow of diarrhea from unleashing onto the z's great interior...so it says don't get in poop first!

"..For the love of God, don't look at your kid while driving. PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!.."

"praying and hitting your head against the passenger dash will not make positive pregnant results go away, for that.. see hard impact crashes at 30 miles per hour (pg 36)"

Warning to Z owners: Small children will piss themselves at 150mph.

Do not allow small children to rub butt against the seat edge.

Julie enjoyed sitting on the Invisible Man's lap