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"vehicle now comes equipped with crotch-level AC vent. Enjoy"

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Old 03-13-2009, 09:29 PM   #16 (permalink)
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"vehicle now comes equipped with crotch-level AC vent. Enjoy"
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:52 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Warning: Windshield is not a television. The image you see is not the newest racing videogame.
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:47 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 03-26-2009, 02:36 PM   #19 (permalink)
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If you can't pin your kid to her seat on your z...then you are driving too slow... dont even say anything just hit the gas and make her sit her *** down...
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Old 04-03-2009, 02:18 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Some young child playing with herself?
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Old 04-03-2009, 03:49 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Some young child playing with herself?
Haha - very drole!
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Old 05-19-2009, 08:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:18 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2009, 12:37 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2009, 07:57 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2009, 08:14 PM   #26 (permalink)
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iit looks as shes trying to hold a flow of diarrhea from unleashing onto the z's great interior...so it says don't get in poop first!
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