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Yes, it's another mind-boggling illustration from the Owners' Manual... Captions anyone?...

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Old 02-17-2009, 05:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Yes, it's another mind-boggling illustration from the Owners' Manual...





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Old 02-17-2009, 05:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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