"vehicle now comes equipped with crotch-level AC vent. Enjoy"

Warning: Windshield is not a television. The image you see is not the newest racing videogame.

"When attempting to hold in the urine from drinking waaay too much beer, do not sit forward as this may inevitably dribble piss onto the floor mat and you know what a bitch that'll be to clean!"

If you can't pin your kid to her seat on your z...then you are driving too slow... dont even say anything just hit the gas and make her sit her *** down...

Some young child playing with herself?

Haha - very drole!

WARNING: Air bag cannot be used as a propulsion device to rocket you out of the car...

"The dash equiped in the 370Z is NOT a scratch and sniff. Letting small children attempt this may cause dissapointment."

No! No! For God's sake she's your niece.

^^^ haha!

iit looks as shes trying to hold a flow of diarrhea from unleashing onto the z's great interior...so it says don't get in poop first!

"..For the love of God, don't look at your kid while driving. PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!.."

"praying and hitting your head against the passenger dash will not make positive pregnant results go away, for that.. see hard impact crashes at 30 miles per hour (pg 36)"

Warning to Z owners: Small children will piss themselves at 150mph.

Do not allow small children to rub butt against the seat edge.