Caption competition - Image from the Owners' Manual...

chubbs · 02-13-2009, 02:37 PM

I love this naff illustration, but what should the caption read?

Paradox · 02-14-2009, 01:13 PM

No getting laid in the car...

frost · 02-14-2009, 01:26 PM

Don't give birth while car is in motion and seatbelt is on

chubbs · 02-14-2009, 05:09 PM

Vanity mirror and glove box cannot be accessed if seat is in 'take me now big boy' position.

frost · 02-14-2009, 05:17 PM

"scene from flashdance should not be completed in vehicle"

LiquidZ · 02-15-2009, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost

"scene from flashdance should not be completed in vehicle"

hahahaha

drmike · 02-15-2009, 12:05 PM

"Intercourse with the seatbelt in place is not recommended."

AK370Z · 02-15-2009, 03:06 PM

"NEVER recline your seat, when you have seat belts on."

M.Bonanni · 02-15-2009, 03:30 PM

"It is impossible to recline your seat this far in a 370Z."

RCZ · 02-15-2009, 04:13 PM

"Do not attempt to operate radio from a fully reclined seat position"

There just isn't much to play on with this one man, but im looking foward to the next contest.

frost · 02-15-2009, 04:14 PM

"holding a limbo contest in your vehicle is generally not recommended"

chubbs · 02-16-2009, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDMotorsports

"It is impossible to recline your seat this far in a 370Z."

Yes.

Also - "Do not recline seat fully until entire interior rear of car is removed (including strut brace and bulkhead)."

Crash · 02-16-2009, 02:54 AM

"If in this position, You just got knocked the F@#$ out!"

370sed · 02-16-2009, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDMotorsports

"It is impossible to recline your seat this far in a 370Z."

toche!

epod86 · 02-22-2009, 10:26 PM

"Fully reclining in this vehicle will not engage the ejector seat. See section 13-X for ejection seat instructions."

02-13-2009, 02:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
chubbs A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Zeeland Posts: 1,046 Drives: 2016 370z Auto-Grey Rep Power: 7586	Caption competition - Image from the Owners' Manual... I love this naff illustration, but what should the caption read? __________________ . '03 Grey >>> '06 Black >>>'10 Silver >>> '16 Grey ^ Last edited by chubbs; 02-13-2009 at 02:40 PM.

02-14-2009, 01:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Paradox Base Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: LA Posts: 62 Drives: 05 G35 IP 6MT Rep Power: 200	No getting laid in the car... __________________ Current: 05 IP G35C 6MT

02-14-2009, 05:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
chubbs A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Zeeland Posts: 1,046 Drives: 2016 370z Auto-Grey Rep Power: 7586	Vanity mirror and glove box cannot be accessed if seat is in 'take me now big boy' position. __________________ . '03 Grey >>> '06 Black >>>'10 Silver >>> '16 Grey ^

02-15-2009, 12:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
drmike Enthusiast Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Kern Co., California Age: 53 Posts: 356 Drives: '03 Mini S+'94 Miata Rep Power: 17	"Intercourse with the seatbelt in place is not recommended." __________________ txwerks.com (side biz) xcor.com (main biz)

02-15-2009, 03:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
AK370Z Administrator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 9,930 Drives: 09 370Z MB Sports M6 Rep Power: 10	"NEVER recline your seat, when you have seat belts on." __________________ The370Z Signature Pictures ll Want to rock our forum decals on your car? Then click here! ll How to Embed YouTube Videos In a Post STOP! (Hammertime) ll Become a Premium Member Click HERE ll F.A.Q. Are You a Nissan Dealer? Click Here to Become A "Supporting Dealer" and Start Listing Your 370Zs In Our Inventory Section My Monterey Blue Z ll My Exhaust --> My Intake --> G3 Nissan's Official Response Regarding Oil Temp Issue: CLICK HERE Need a Set of Cheap Winter wheels /Tires? Then Visit The Banner Link Below and Place Your Order. You'll Help Keep The370Z Alive.

02-15-2009, 03:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
M.Bonanni The370Z.com Sponsor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,575 Drives: Fast Rep Power: 1321	"It is impossible to recline your seat this far in a 370Z." __________________ MikeBonanni.com Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/MikeBonanni Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/MBonanni36 Function > Form

02-15-2009, 04:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
RCZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Miami Posts: 6,403 Drives: '09 370Z Rep Power: 1119	"Do not attempt to operate radio from a fully reclined seat position" There just isn't much to play on with this one man, but im looking foward to the next contest.

02-16-2009, 02:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
Crash A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,853 Drives: 02 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 590	"If in this position, You just got knocked the F@#$ out!" __________________ 2002 Corvette Z06 - Totaled 2003 Corvette Z06 50th Anniversary

02-22-2009, 10:26 PM	#15 (permalink)
epod86 Base Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 229 Drives: 06 Mustang GT BK M5 Rep Power: 241	"Fully reclining in this vehicle will not engage the ejector seat. See section 13-X for ejection seat instructions."

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