Caption competition - Image from the Owners' Manual...
 

I love this naff illustration, but what should the caption read?

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g7...dontdoit-1.jpg

No getting laid in the car...

Don't give birth while car is in motion and seatbelt is on

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Vanity mirror and glove box cannot be accessed if seat is in 'take me now big boy' position.

"scene from flashdance should not be completed in vehicle"

http://www.strictlysocial.com/journa...flashdance.jpg

hahahaha

"Intercourse with the seatbelt in place is not recommended."
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"NEVER recline your seat, when you have seat belts on."

"It is impossible to recline your seat this far in a 370Z."

"Do not attempt to operate radio from a fully reclined seat position"

There just isn't much to play on with this one man, but im looking foward to the next contest.

"holding a limbo contest in your vehicle is generally not recommended"

http://bowza.com/wp-content/uploads/...50px-limbo.jpg

:icon18: Yes.

Also - "Do not recline seat fully until entire interior rear of car is removed (including strut brace and bulkhead)."

"If in this position, You just got knocked the F@#$ out!"

toche! :icon18:

"Fully reclining in this vehicle will not engage the ejector seat. See section 13-X for ejection seat instructions."

"Be warned. the G-forces in your Caravan can be intense."

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" attemping to relcine the seat in the new 370z this far to hide from law enforcement may not work"

"In this pic Trinity can be seen copying Neo's bullet dodge trick. This is how one may dodge a bullet when a sniper is aiming at them when riding in the 370. Sniper not included...

If you can recline your seat back this far, you're not driving a 370Z
--Edit: DDM already posted one similar :P


"Please do not exceed 5g's"

"Don't put drunk girls in your car. They'll puke on your suede door inserts."

"You are not a Gangster no matter how far back you lean the seat!"

"Do not attempt to fornicate with your seat belt on."

"When engaging the verticle liftoff system in the new 370Z, you must first REMOVE the safety harness as it will do you no good at mach 7"

This is the X spot location. G spot location is in the next chapter.

i guess that is the best interpretation here lol:icon18: