Originally Posted by Falconquey Hey, it's not gay if you THINK it's a girl! So I've heard....
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05-30-2019, 05:09 PM | #1803 (permalink) |
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Back in the early 80's. 3 of us was bar hopping one Saturday night in my buddy's custom van. We stopped in one bar, had a beer, then got a couple of 6 six packs to go. A girl walked up to us and asked a few questions. My one buddy asked her about some good places to go to. She said she will go with us to this one place about a 30 minutes away. Ok, 4 of us climb back into the van. I'm riding shotgun. About 10 minutes into the ride, it got quite in the back. I look over my shoulder and see Frankie and her making out. No big deal. A few minutes later, I look back again, and Frankie is getting some head, and feeling her tits. Then WE heard Frankie scream. "Oh Jesus Christ, she's got a bigger DIICK then what I got!" Larry about wrecked the van trying to get stopped. I'm about pissin' myself from laughing so hard. Frankie threw open the side door on the van and pushed her/it out, and told Larry to step on it. Frankie then said that he needs to wash his mouth out with gasoline to get the taste out because he was kissing her/it. He tried to made me and Larry swear not to tell anyone about this. WRONG! By next weekend, everyone knew about it.
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05-30-2019, 06:38 PM | #1804 (permalink) | |
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Dude, that's bloody hilarious! Of course everyone knew within a week... that's what good friends do! Ha ha!!!!!!!!! |
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05-30-2019, 10:50 PM | #1807 (permalink) |
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That seem to be my modus operandi in my younger days. And with some of my friends I had.
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Don't we all have "that one friend".
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05-30-2019, 11:12 PM | #1810 (permalink) |
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With me. Strange things just happen at weird times. And with the idiots I ran around with. In our group of friends. There were 7 girls named Cindy/Cindi. We called them the "Seven Sick Cindys." Each one had a nick name. The one I dated for a while. We called her Volkswagen Cindy. Because she drove a VW Beetle.
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07-08-2019, 08:26 AM | #1812 (permalink) |
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Motor boatin' time. Stick your face right down in them.
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