Wedding test

Mergnthwirker · 11-12-2009, 11:49 AM

I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me....
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
And I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome...
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

lovethe370z · 11-12-2009, 12:09 PM

oh my GOD this is hillarious!

ChrisSlicks · 11-12-2009, 02:49 PM

Oldie but a goodie.

TX_370 · 11-12-2009, 02:57 PM

Jason · 11-12-2009, 03:43 PM

it took me like two seconds but this was AWESOME! lmao.

shabarivas · 11-12-2009, 03:54 PM

LMAO nice hahaha

dcrew1x · 11-12-2009, 06:44 PM

Florida_GATOR · 11-12-2009, 07:02 PM

HAHA

iceman21_23 · 11-12-2009, 07:27 PM

its hilarious but never keep condoms in the car, the heat can cause them to fail.

daone101 · 11-12-2009, 07:28 PM

speedoflife · 11-12-2009, 08:22 PM

kenchan · 11-12-2009, 08:23 PM

hahaha.

lovethe370z · 11-12-2009, 09:13 PM

Honestly I liked the text version better, but funny that there is an ad made from that story too.

j.arnaldo · 11-12-2009, 09:19 PM

Those kinda "tests"happen at work, too, dudes, so heads up! Your boss may leave some cash "just laying around" on his desk; or a colleague may propose something out of the ordinary, involving a risk that may harm your image or put your job on the line (think "Disclosure", the movie where Demi Moore tries to seduce Michael Douglas!) Since we're living in times of crises, financially, economically, socially, morally, etc., Management may frame you up, to see what you're made of. And you won't have the break to go get your "prophylaxes" in your car!!!

SOFLY00 · 11-12-2009, 09:33 PM

lmao!

11-12-2009, 11:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mergnthwirker Base Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Connecticut USA Posts: 243 Drives: '09 370Z PW MT6 S Rep Power: 16	Wedding test I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, And I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome... She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. Nismodean, Nissanboy, dP3NGU1N and 2 others like this.

11-12-2009, 12:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
lovethe370z Base Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: MARYLAND Posts: 182 Drives: 2010 370z Coupe Rep Power: 16	oh my GOD this is hillarious! __________________ 2010 370z Coupe Touring, Sport, Nav 6MT Red/Black Last edited by lovethe370z; 11-12-2009 at 12:12 PM.

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11-12-2009, 02:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
ChrisSlicks A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: North East Posts: 6,203 Drives: 09 370Z Sport M6 Rep Power: 653	Oldie but a goodie.

11-12-2009, 03:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jason Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 309 Drives: Nissan 370Z Rep Power: 16	it took me like two seconds but this was AWESOME! lmao.

11-12-2009, 03:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
shabarivas A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,188 Drives: 370z MB 6mt Rep Power: 914	LMAO nice hahaha

11-12-2009, 07:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
iceman21_23 Track Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: league city, tx Posts: 757 Drives: 09' Solid Red 370z Rep Power: 17	its hilarious but never keep condoms in the car, the heat can cause them to fail.

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11-12-2009, 08:23 PM	#12 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	hahaha.

11-12-2009, 09:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
lovethe370z Base Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: MARYLAND Posts: 182 Drives: 2010 370z Coupe Rep Power: 16	Honestly I liked the text version better, but funny that there is an ad made from that story too. __________________ 2010 370z Coupe Touring, Sport, Nav 6MT Red/Black

11-12-2009, 09:19 PM	#14 (permalink)
j.arnaldo Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 937 Drives: Nissan 350Z, 2004 Rep Power: 0	Those kinda "tests"happen at work, too, dudes, so heads up! Your boss may leave some cash "just laying around" on his desk; or a colleague may propose something out of the ordinary, involving a risk that may harm your image or put your job on the line (think "Disclosure", the movie where Demi Moore tries to seduce Michael Douglas!) Since we're living in times of crises, financially, economically, socially, morally, etc., Management may frame you up, to see what you're made of. And you won't have the break to go get your "prophylaxes" in your car!!!

11-12-2009, 09:33 PM	#15 (permalink)
SOFLY00 Banned Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NY Posts: 148 Drives: g35 6mt Rep Power: 0	lmao!

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