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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little

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Old 11-12-2009, 11:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me....
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
And I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome...
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old 11-12-2009, 12:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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oh my GOD this is hillarious!
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it took me like two seconds but this was AWESOME! lmao.
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its hilarious but never keep condoms in the car, the heat can cause them to fail.
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Honestly I liked the text version better, but funny that there is an ad made from that story too.
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Those kinda "tests"happen at work, too, dudes, so heads up! Your boss may leave some cash "just laying around" on his desk; or a colleague may propose something out of the ordinary, involving a risk that may harm your image or put your job on the line (think "Disclosure", the movie where Demi Moore tries to seduce Michael Douglas!) Since we're living in times of crises, financially, economically, socially, morally, etc., Management may frame you up, to see what you're made of. And you won't have the break to go get your "prophylaxes" in your car!!!
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