And yet another man + bar joke...
 

"Old West"

Man walks into a bar...goes to the bartender and says to the bartender - hey, you ever seen a horse laugh?

Bartender says no...man says, for a shot of your finest whiskey, I'll do it.

Bartender gives him a shot, and watches...

Man goes outside, whispers something into the horses ear, and sure as ****, the horse falls over LAUGHING. The bartender is in disbelief as the man leaves...

Couple weeks later, man comes back, and says, you ever see a horse cry? Bartender says nope...man gets up, comes back, and says, go check your horse. Bartender goes out there and sure as ****, the horse is crying...

Bartender says, what'd you do to my horse - how'd you make him laugh and cry?

Man says, I told him my di*k is bigger than his, then I proved it!

these are funny