Man walks into a bar, sees this 12" tall man playing a paino...he goes to the bartender and asks about him - he says there's this magic lamp, I rubbed
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11-11-2009, 09:21 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Another "man walks into a bar" joke...
Man walks into a bar, sees this 12" tall man playing a paino...he goes to the bartender and asks about him - he says there's this magic lamp, I rubbed it and a genie popped out, I made a wish, and there he appeared.
He asks to try it, bartender says sure...you only get one wish... Man rubs the lamp a genie comes out, and he tells the genie his wish. Next thing you know a whole shitload of ducks come flying through the bar, making a mess of the place... The man looks at the bartender confused, and the bartender says, you idiot...you shoulda known he was deaf - do you really think I asked for a 12" Pianist? |
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