Eve's first period...

kannibul · 10-28-2009, 04:04 PM

Adam is in a panic, Eve is having her first Period!

He Prays to God:

Adam: God, Eve is bleeding between her legs. I don't know what to do!
God: Don't worry Adam...it's nature. What have you done so far?
Adam: I took her down to the river to clean up...
God: I wish you hadn't done that
Adam: Why not?
God: I can get the blood out of the river, but I'll never get the smell out of the fish!

Matt · 10-28-2009, 06:14 PM

9.8/10

Bravo sir.

vipor · 10-28-2009, 06:48 PM

scaaarrrrryyyyyy

you've ruined me for life

370Zsteve · 10-28-2009, 07:48 PM

george · 10-28-2009, 08:48 PM

nice joke! interesting..actually its my first time to read this one..so where do usually get this joke?

TX_370 · 10-28-2009, 08:49 PM

Win!

semtex · 10-29-2009, 09:24 AM

OMG. I really enjoyed eating sushi, until now.

vipor · 10-29-2009, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by semtex

OMG. I really enjoyed eating sushi, until now.

I still love sushi!

kannibul · 10-29-2009, 11:44 AM

I heard it from my uncle or my dad a few years ago...

10-28-2009, 04:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
kannibul A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jenks, OK Posts: 2,281 Drives: 370z Touring/Sport Rep Power: 267	Eve's first period... Adam is in a panic, Eve is having her first Period! He Prays to God: Adam: God, Eve is bleeding between her legs. I don't know what to do! God: Don't worry Adam...it's nature. What have you done so far? Adam: I took her down to the river to clean up... God: I wish you hadn't done that Adam: Why not? God: I can get the blood out of the river, but I'll never get the smell out of the fish!

10-28-2009, 06:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
vipor A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Euless, TX [ DFW ] Age: 42 Posts: 13,531 Drives: Nismo 09-0183 QAB Rep Power: 49	scaaarrrrryyyyyy you've ruined me for life __________________ 2009 NISMO # 0193 \| QAB \| Albums! \| 05.04.10 (Dynojet) 291.94hp/248.28tq Oil Cooler (DIY) \| Custom Headlights \| GTSPEC Braces \| F.I. Long Tube Headers

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10-28-2009, 08:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
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10-29-2009, 09:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 54 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 33	OMG. I really enjoyed eating sushi, until now. __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf.

10-28-2009, 06:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
Matt A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Augusta, GA Age: 42 Posts: 1,680 Drives: 2010 Avalanche LT Rep Power: 19	9.8/10 Bravo sir.

10-28-2009, 08:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
george Base Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: hongkong Posts: 38 Drives: 04 nissan350zCSm6 Rep Power: 16	nice joke! interesting..actually its my first time to read this one..so where do usually get this joke?

10-29-2009, 11:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
kannibul A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jenks, OK Posts: 2,281 Drives: 370z Touring/Sport Rep Power: 267	I heard it from my uncle or my dad a few years ago...

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