Infuriated. Got egged. $1200 in damage

[Flushnismo]

Okay, so some stupid kids in my neighborhood thought it would be funny to egg my car. About 9:30 at night I walked out to my car and see egg shells all around my car and about 5 eggs busted against my driver side and hood. I call the cops right then. When they arrive all they say is "sorry" pretty much. Someone else down the street had just been egged too and he had just left there.. I filed a report and washed my car immediately. I don't know what eggs they used but it stuck to my paint like no other. Took me a good 25min to get it mostly off. I ran my hand across where they hit and found that my paint had been chipped. I was SO MAD. I took it to the body shop the next day and got an estimate of about $1200. Which I will be paying for because they didn't find these kids. How the hell is this fair. Oh and the cherry on top is my insurance deductible is $1000..oh that's just fantastic.

Five of these round chips are on my car. They are about golf ball size and very noticeable.