The Best Detailing Towels for Pennies on the Dollar!

Junkman2008 · 03-05-2014, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MacCool

$.60 a towel doesn't exactly equate to Halle Berry, but the answer to your question is certainly "no".

Then enjoy your new towels.

dP3NGU1N · 03-05-2014, 09:00 PM

Lol, this thread escalated quickly.

Junkman2008 · 03-05-2014, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dP3NGU1N

Lol, this thread escalated quickly.

Nah, this ain't nothing. Regular ol' banter going on here.

GaleForce · 03-05-2014, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkman2008

If Halle Barry wanted to give you some snatch, would you complain because she didn't shave her legs?

How hairy? Long nap micro fiber towel hairy? or missed a day shaving hairy?

Junkman2008 · 03-05-2014, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

How hairy? Long nap micro fiber towel hairy? or missed a day shaving hairy?

RonRizz · 03-06-2014, 04:19 AM

depends......is the back entry bleached??? BTW griots has some nice towels, too.

Junkman2008 · 03-06-2014, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by RonRizz

depends......is the back entry bleached??? BTW griots has some nice towels, too.

But do they pass the "palm" test?

H2O_Doc · 03-06-2014, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkman2008

If Halle Barry wanted to give you some snatch, would you complain because she didn't shave her legs?

I keep waiting for this dilemma, but it never happens. Are we assuming said "triangle de amor" isn't itself "plush" and doesn't need a hand test of its own? If Ms. Berry is out there, I would like to offer a dissertation worth of hand-cooter-leg testing - free of charge. I'm just that considerate.

Junkman2008 · 03-06-2014, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by H2O_Doc

I keep waiting for this dilemma, but it never happens. Are we assuming said "triangle de amor" isn't itself "plush" and doesn't need a hand test of its own? If Ms. Berry is out there, I would like to offer a dissertation worth of hand-cooter-leg testing - free of charge. I'm just that considerate.

Get in line Buster Douglas, I got dibs.

JARblue · 03-06-2014, 09:55 AM

I'm here for the (Ur)anus jokes and sex with Halle Berry!

Oh and I'm gonna pick up some of those towels tomorrow

Thanks for looking out, Junkman

Junkman2008 · 03-06-2014, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I'm here for the (Ur)anus jokes and sex with Halle Berry!

RonRizz · 03-06-2014, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkman2008

But do they pass the "palm" test?

they do, but alas, they are not edgeless like these beauties. Great towels nonetheless.

H2O_Doc · 03-06-2014, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkman2008

Get in line Buster Douglas, I got dibs.

^I like this, it's like I'm talking to a celebrity. I feel like I can tell people "you know, the Junkman and I talk all the time."

Now, I just need a cameo in one of the videos or a shout out. That would give me real bragging rights.

dP3NGU1N · 03-06-2014, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RonRizz

they do, but alas, they are not edgeless like these beauties. Great towels nonetheless.

Maybe I'm too tough on the towels. Just received griots wax removal towels and they have an edge AND a tag on it

. I also feel like they grab onto my hand as I pull it across. thinking about returning them.

Junkman2008 · 03-06-2014, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by H2O_Doc

^I like this, it's like I'm talking to a celebrity. I feel like I can tell people "you know, the Junkman and I talk all the time."

Now, I just need a cameo in one of the videos or a shout out. That would give me real bragging rights.

Send me something that I can use in a video and you will get a shout out.

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Originally Posted by dP3NGU1N

Maybe I'm too tough on the towels. Just received griots wax removal towels and they have an edge AND a tag on it

. I also feel like they grab onto my hand as I pull it across. thinking about returning them.

Dude! You got Chinese towels! Send that crap back! What does the tag say???

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