I think a Pterodactyl crapped on my car
 

I walked into my garage this morning and looked over in horror to see a baseball sized bird crap on my passenger door. It looked to be a quarter inch thick and hard as caked on mud.

Sorry I have no pictures because I was too frantic to get the *crap* off that I completely forgot. Though I don't think you really wanted to see them anyway....

It took me 15 minutes of soaking and careful rubbing to get it off without totally screwing up my paint. Grrrrrrrr.....

Anyway, I am going to clay bar and re-wax the door in hopes that the stain that I see will go away.

Where's my shotgun, I'm going bird hunting......

That is Pcrazy! (sorry, it's been a very long day!) I hope it doesn't leave any permanent damage.

I Phope it comes Poff!!

PI PHope Pthe Ppaint Pis Pok

Pcome Pon Pguys, Pbe Pserious!

I'm still waiting for car manufacturers to start offering the anti-bird package.

It would be nice to have SAM (surface-to-air missiles) Launchers included.

Bird flies near by, BOOM, no more bird... :owned:

I would definitely buy one of those :tup:

and yes Pterodactyl is spelled with a silent P at the front, I have no clue why, but your comments are great :icon17:

Wow, this went down hill fast. :bowrofl:

+1 for spelling

On a serious note, let us know how your clear coat cleans up.

Last weekend I put an acrylic (Klasse) on my Z in hopes of minimizing such misadventures. I can not recommend it yet but in theory it sounds good. Best of luck. CC.

^your avatar makes me nervous

I have a new bottle sitting in my garage but haven't had time to apply it.

Find out where it lives and take a dump in its nest, see how it likes it :icon18:

This is why BB guns were invented. Just eat the birds afterward so its not animal cruelty.

one time me and my ex went out for dinner and when we came back it looked like 100 birds decided to poop on her car. It was covered all over with bird sh!t! I was like WTF!!! I dread that ever happening to my Z!

You need one of these... :)

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