I think a Pterodactyl crapped on my car

douglaslperry · 08-12-2010, 01:45 PM

I walked into my garage this morning and looked over in horror to see a baseball sized bird crap on my passenger door. It looked to be a quarter inch thick and hard as caked on mud.

Sorry I have no pictures because I was too frantic to get the *crap* off that I completely forgot. Though I don't think you really wanted to see them anyway....

It took me 15 minutes of soaking and careful rubbing to get it off without totally screwing up my paint. Grrrrrrrr.....

Anyway, I am going to clay bar and re-wax the door in hopes that the stain that I see will go away.

Where's my shotgun, I'm going bird hunting......

BeachZTT · 08-12-2010, 01:52 PM

That is Pcrazy! (sorry, it's been a very long day!) I hope it doesn't leave any permanent damage.

JACKPAC · 08-12-2010, 01:54 PM

I Phope it comes Poff!!

Lemers · 08-12-2010, 01:59 PM

PI PHope Pthe Ppaint Pis Pok

Cmike2780 · 08-12-2010, 02:02 PM

Pcome Pon Pguys, Pbe Pserious!

pty370z · 08-12-2010, 02:23 PM

I'm still waiting for car manufacturers to start offering the anti-bird package.

It would be nice to have SAM (surface-to-air missiles) Launchers included.

Bird flies near by, BOOM, no more bird...

douglaslperry · 08-12-2010, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pty370z

I'm still waiting for car manufacturers to start offering the anti-bird package.

It would be nice to have SAM (surface-to-air missiles) Launchers included.

Bird flies near by, BOOM, no more bird...

I would definitely buy one of those

and yes Pterodactyl is spelled with a silent P at the front, I have no clue why, but your comments are great

BeachZTT · 08-13-2010, 06:52 AM

Wow, this went down hill fast.

+1 for spelling

On a serious note, let us know how your clear coat cleans up.

Mt Tam I am · 08-13-2010, 10:01 AM

Last weekend I put an acrylic (Klasse) on my Z in hopes of minimizing such misadventures. I can not recommend it yet but in theory it sounds good. Best of luck. CC.

BeachZTT · 08-13-2010, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mt Tam I am

Last weekend I put an acrylic (Klasse) on my Z in hopes of minimizing such misadventures. I can not recommend it yet but in theory it sounds good. Best of luck. CC.

I have a new bottle sitting in my garage but haven't had time to apply it.

spearfish25 · 08-13-2010, 10:30 AM

^your avatar makes me nervous

ZedZed · 08-13-2010, 12:53 PM

Find out where it lives and take a dump in its nest, see how it likes it

Sandra Dee · 08-16-2010, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZedZed

Find out where it lives and take a dump in its nest, see how it likes it

douglaslperry · 08-19-2010, 12:42 PM

It's Pfixed...

My Pson came over, and worked his Pmagic and its all Pgone

Cmike2780 · 08-13-2010, 03:26 PM

This is why BB guns were invented. Just eat the birds afterward so its not animal cruelty.

08-12-2010, 01:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
douglaslperry Base Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 48 Drives: 09 Nissan 370Z Blue Rep Power: 16	I think a Pterodactyl crapped on my car I walked into my garage this morning and looked over in horror to see a baseball sized bird crap on my passenger door. It looked to be a quarter inch thick and hard as caked on mud. Sorry I have no pictures because I was too frantic to get the crap off that I completely forgot. Though I don't think you really wanted to see them anyway.... It took me 15 minutes of soaking and careful rubbing to get it off without totally screwing up my paint. Grrrrrrrr..... Anyway, I am going to clay bar and re-wax the door in hopes that the stain that I see will go away. Where's my shotgun, I'm going bird hunting...... __________________ Check out my aviation thriller "Lost in the Sky" on amazon.com - 09 370Z Blue with automatic

08-12-2010, 01:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
BeachZTT Track Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 746 Drives: '10 BC ZR T/S/Nav Rep Power: 17	That is Pcrazy! (sorry, it's been a very long day!) I hope it doesn't leave any permanent damage. __________________ '10 ZR Black Cherry Sport/Touring/Nav, Swift Springs, Stillen G3s, 15mm-F 20mm-R Spacers, SPC, Spoiler Solutions Rear Wing, Stubby Antenna

08-12-2010, 01:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 53	PI PHope Pthe Ppaint Pis Pok __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

08-12-2010, 02:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cmike2780 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Long Island Posts: 5,059 Drives: slowwww Rep Power: 29	Pcome Pon Pguys, Pbe Pserious! __________________ [09][MB][6-Spd MT][Touring][Stillen Gen III][K&N][Borla CBE][Evo-R] [ArchitTEK Photography]

08-12-2010, 02:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
pty370z Track Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Panama City, Panama Posts: 654 Drives: over the speed limit Rep Power: 18	I'm still waiting for car manufacturers to start offering the anti-bird package. It would be nice to have SAM (surface-to-air missiles) Launchers included. Bird flies near by, BOOM, no more bird... __________________ 2010 Solid Red 370Z * *Touring-Sport-6MT Black Interior Performance:** STILLEN * BERK * UR * MISHIMOTO * K&N * Z1 * ZSPEED * UPREV * DBA Interior: GT-R Red Start/Stop Button * MSA Floor Mats * PW:JDM Exterior: INGS+1 * SEIBON * FUJIMURA * PW:JDM * UAM * KICS * VOLK

08-12-2010, 01:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
JACKPAC Track Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 516 Drives: MB 370z Rep Power: 17	I Phope it comes Poff!!

08-13-2010, 06:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
BeachZTT Track Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 746 Drives: '10 BC ZR T/S/Nav Rep Power: 17	Wow, this went down hill fast. +1 for spelling On a serious note, let us know how your clear coat cleans up. __________________ '10 ZR Black Cherry Sport/Touring/Nav, Swift Springs, Stillen G3s, 15mm-F 20mm-R Spacers, SPC, Spoiler Solutions Rear Wing, Stubby Antenna

08-13-2010, 10:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mt Tam I am A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: California Posts: 10,709 Drives: 370Z T/S/N 6MT & XKE Rep Power: 3843	Last weekend I put an acrylic (Klasse) on my Z in hopes of minimizing such misadventures. I can not recommend it yet but in theory it sounds good. Best of luck. CC. __________________ "Does the carpet match the drapes? NO!!! I don't date bald women." Nissan Motorsports 34R Oil Cooler. Stillen CBE. Hotchkis Sport Sway Bars. KW Variant 3 Coilover System. Stillen Gen3 CAI. Michelin Pilot Super Sport. Stillen Brake Ducts. Carbotech™ XP10/XP8 Pads. Z1 Front Rotors. Z1 Stainless Brake Lines. Two degrees of camber

08-13-2010, 10:30 AM	#11 (permalink)
spearfish25 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Naples, FL Posts: 4,117 Drives: to work Rep Power: 1857	^your avatar makes me nervous __________________ 2013 Cadillac V-Wagon, RIP Z

08-13-2010, 12:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
ZedZed Base Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Belgium, Brussels Posts: 237 Drives: nothing Rep Power: 16	Find out where it lives and take a dump in its nest, see how it likes it

08-19-2010, 12:42 PM	#14 (permalink)
douglaslperry Base Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 48 Drives: 09 Nissan 370Z Blue Rep Power: 16	It's Pfixed... My Pson came over, and worked his Pmagic and its all Pgone __________________ Check out my aviation thriller "Lost in the Sky" on amazon.com - 09 370Z Blue with automatic

08-13-2010, 03:26 PM	#15 (permalink)
Cmike2780 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Long Island Posts: 5,059 Drives: slowwww Rep Power: 29	This is why BB guns were invented. Just eat the birds afterward so its not animal cruelty. __________________ [09][MB][6-Spd MT][Touring][Stillen Gen III][K&N][Borla CBE][Evo-R] [ArchitTEK Photography]