Hey guys, I have this problem. It's kind of embarrasing, but I thought I would share this with you. Here it goes.
I'm hung like a horse, so every time I get with a girl they end up falling in love with me. Normally I wouldn't care and just go about my business, but my movie producer dad introduced me to Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson a couple of months ago. Now they can't get enough of me. I kid you not. They constantly text me, call me, send me pics, etc. I'm 21 and I figure I'm ready to settle down now. What better than to settle down with one of the richest and hottest girls in Hollywood. So, my questions is this. Who should I choose? One is a blonde bombshell with curves like a 370Z and the other is a screamin' demon like a GT-R. Ugh, I don't know which to choose. Oh me, Oh my!
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