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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang
Go figure. They were trying to start a civil war to destabilize the country so they could send their Mounties down to steal all of our beer, hockey paraphernalia, and TV antennas while we were too busy fighting each other.
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Officer: So, you boys been playin' a little hockey tonight?
Driver: No, sir, eh.
Officer: Then why do you have a bag of pucks and a goalie mask in the back seat? Step out of the vehicle please.