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Originally Posted by kannibul
That's why I went with black. As long as I don't eat/drink in the car, or sneeze or do anything "funkay" it should stay nice  |
Does farting count? Whenever I get a new car, I try to not fart in it for as long as possible. But inevitably, one day, there's just no avoiding it, and I have to let it rip. It always feels like a bittersweet rite of passage. On one hand, I feel like the car isn't truly my car until I fart in it. But on the other hand, it just doesn't feel as new after that first fart. Now, when my wife gets a new car, I race to 'christen' it, just to piss her off. I'm a bit of a bastard that way. Yeah I know. TMI, right? Happy Friday, everyone!
