Share your best joke
How about sharing the funniest joke you've ever heard? I'll kick it off with this one. I hope you enjoy it.
SCOTTISH COMPASSION
> A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
> Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
> The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so
she gave him a hug and walked on.
> The welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so
she gave him a kiss and walked on.
> The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'Ave ya ever been fooked laddie?' The man broke into a big smile and said, NO????.
>> She said, 'Aye, - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'
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