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Originally Posted by SECKS Z
Um, hello? Birthday present tomorrow? Brang it. I'd rather have it covered then have some little *** kid come by and try and shovel it with their little shovel and pail and scratch it all to hell-o. This is what I see happening in my mind. I'm so paranoid lol. 
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"birthday present" is a clever euphemism for "your pimp demands payment."
I've been paranoid about leaving my car out in the open, but so far nobody in the neighborhood has messed with it. I keep it in my driveway, close to the house, so maybe that's why?
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Originally Posted by SECKS Z
But people touch that car more than they touch their significant others.. It's weird..
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this statement. I agree that it's true, but it's pretty sad.