Mr. Q

Last night I was going to get gas and while at the stop light a honda pulled up beside me and when I looked over the driver gave me his best Paul Walker face and gunned it when the light turned green. It sounded like someone unleashed a thousand angry wasps and while I just watched him slowly drive away before making my turn into the gas station I thought to myself he must have thought he really showed me.

Well this morning while I'm driving to work and stopped at a light I hear the same exhaust note and thought the honda had found me again. As I wait for him to pull into view I keep hearing the sound but not seeing any cars so I look left and right and then it hits me. I see a landscaper with a leaf blower going to town on some leaves and just burst out laughing. I swear to god the leaf blower and this guys car sounded exactly the same.