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Originally Posted by Mt Tam I am
You can only buy love from a working girl. Even Elliot Spitzer paid less than this fool.
My favorite is when a guy buys a gal a set of "bolt ons" (augmentation). She gets more male attention, dumps the dude still holding a receipt and monthly payment, and that's not all he'll be holding.
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You don't pay a hooker to f*ck you. You pay her to leave afterward. Tiger Woods should have paid more. As it is, I am impressed that he kept it under the rug so long, he must have paid pretty well actually.
Buying a girl a car is not the way to get her to leave.
The young man is full of all sorts of fail.